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Darren Grimes
@darrengrimes.bsky.social
Massive foreheaded wannabe fash child. Sock account... (Parody)
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Apparently he tried to play the Trump card...
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There isn't a hole Darren couldn't look into #sinkholes
February 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is anyone looking into this?
February 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Nice to see @darrengrimes.bsky.social getting his own show.
Channel 4 have also just announced a show called Virgin Island, a new reality show where they put virgins on an island.
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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🦅 CONGRATULATIONS! 🦅

To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win!

You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!
February 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface.

news.sky.com/story/public...
Public asked to name next Archbishop of Canterbury after Justin Welby resignation
The Church of England has described the public consultation as "an opportunity to gather the views of a wide range of people... on the gifts, qualities and skills needed".
news.sky.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is absolutely ridiculous.

People need to wake up, smell the hot chocolate, and stop sharing this kind of thing on social media.
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct.

Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.

Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay.

The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
January 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Apparently he tried to play the Trump card...
January 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Race.

Many namby pamby Brits could borrow a leaf from this book, y'all.
January 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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utter legend. RIP Janey.
January 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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It is NOT "Farridge".
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Person of the year x
January 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I don't know about you Darren, but I think if someone is found by a judge to be a rapist, led an insurrection, consistently lies, is a huge narcissist and lets violent criminals out of prison (I could go on), we are perfectly justified in calling them a cunt. #janeywasright

bsky.app/profile/sudd...
In November I wrote a little folk tune for people to learn and share at sessions. Today is Janey Godley day, so it seemed a good day to share it again. I've had to rely on technology to score it for me, sorry proper musicians.
@janeygodley.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Funnily enough, ah had the exact same issue a while back.

It turns out, if you go over the permanent marker with a dry wipe marker it'll come right aff! 👍
January 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Absolutely gob smacked to see this all over me socials this morning.

What is wrong with people?
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa.

They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown
The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.
www.bbc.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Don’t forget chaps, a bag of porridge can feed a family for a week and perhaps cut back on take away coffees, avocados and Netflix 😉
January 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Darren
must make his mother so very, very proud.
@darrengrimes.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Dazza’s getting the desk polished and ready as we speak.
January 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What causes this? I hope it's not COVID-20...
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If inflation has reduced by 2.5%, why haven't prices also gone down by 2.5%?

Yet another failure by Labour to understand the issues... 🙄
January 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM