Christopher Colton
@darktzeratul.bsky.social
Sr. QA Analyst for hire, Warcraft Wiki admin, and Antioch Remastered co-creator.
These days I'm mostly playing as a Viper, and I like to think I've got a pretty good one picked out for that job, too.
September 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
These days I'm mostly playing as a Viper, and I like to think I've got a pretty good one picked out for that job, too.
My ninja is, I am afraid, not a cat.
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My ninja is, I am afraid, not a cat.
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Unfortunately it looks like every page beyond the first is getting dynamically resized to fit screen width on mobile, making them both huge and squished.
August 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Unfortunately it looks like every page beyond the first is getting dynamically resized to fit screen width on mobile, making them both huge and squished.
Skids and Mudflap combined into an ice cream truck briefly at the start of Revenge of the Fallen, if that counts.
August 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Skids and Mudflap combined into an ice cream truck briefly at the start of Revenge of the Fallen, if that counts.
If you see this, quote this post with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
A movie I've watched more than six times.
(Gifs only, with Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(Gifs only, with Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A movie I've watched more than six times.
(Gifs only, with Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(Gifs only, with Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Isn't it obvious?
April 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Isn't it obvious?
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
January 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
"You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?"
In the event they do manage to rescue me (which is far from certain), I think there's an even chance I end up getting turned into a small animal anyway.
In the event they do manage to rescue me (which is far from certain), I think there's an even chance I end up getting turned into a small animal anyway.
January 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?"
In the event they do manage to rescue me (which is far from certain), I think there's an even chance I end up getting turned into a small animal anyway.
In the event they do manage to rescue me (which is far from certain), I think there's an even chance I end up getting turned into a small animal anyway.
I've gotten lots of games for Christmas over the years, but I'll never forget my excitement at finding this one under the tree in 1996.
December 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I've gotten lots of games for Christmas over the years, but I'll never forget my excitement at finding this one under the tree in 1996.
Post a vampire. Pass it on
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Post a vampire. Pass it on
Here's a great tit picture.
December 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Here's a great tit picture.
4) Moving on to 1990's Secret of Monkey Island for the PC. This is the game that got me into LucasArts' adventure games, and the combination of clever puzzles, witty dialogue, hilarious visual gags, and a (near) inability to permanently fail all makes for a timeless classic.
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM
4) Moving on to 1990's Secret of Monkey Island for the PC. This is the game that got me into LucasArts' adventure games, and the combination of clever puzzles, witty dialogue, hilarious visual gags, and a (near) inability to permanently fail all makes for a timeless classic.
Based on the original artwork, it appears to have been fur. But like the original Ridley art someone else shared, things changed by Super Metroid.
November 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Based on the original artwork, it appears to have been fur. But like the original Ridley art someone else shared, things changed by Super Metroid.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
November 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
3) Next up is 1995's Chrono Trigger for the SNES. It needs no introduction, so instead I'll bring up that this was the first RPG I ever played, back when I had no idea what an RPG even was. All I knew is some kids at school were raving about it, and I wanted to try it, and it hooked me on the genre.
November 12, 2024 at 7:49 AM
3) Next up is 1995's Chrono Trigger for the SNES. It needs no introduction, so instead I'll bring up that this was the first RPG I ever played, back when I had no idea what an RPG even was. All I knew is some kids at school were raving about it, and I wanted to try it, and it hooked me on the genre.
In honor of Caturday here is Pixel in a box, with Calliope staring down at her from the counter.
November 10, 2024 at 9:49 PM
In honor of Caturday here is Pixel in a box, with Calliope staring down at her from the counter.
2) Going for a deep cut next, 1998's Alundra for the PS1. The gameplay is a lot like A Link to the Past, but with much higher difficulty, a much darker story, and excellent localization. Alundra has the power to walk through peoples' dreams, and must save a land mysteriously plagued with nightmares.
November 10, 2024 at 7:24 AM
2) Going for a deep cut next, 1998's Alundra for the PS1. The gameplay is a lot like A Link to the Past, but with much higher difficulty, a much darker story, and excellent localization. Alundra has the power to walk through peoples' dreams, and must save a land mysteriously plagued with nightmares.
1) Gonna start with this GOAT, of course: 1994's Super Metroid for the Super Nintendo, which is about as close to a perfect game as I've ever played. Gameplay, animations, music, level design, all of it is absolutely on point here, and it still remains the high mark of the series 30 years on.
November 8, 2024 at 8:59 AM
1) Gonna start with this GOAT, of course: 1994's Super Metroid for the Super Nintendo, which is about as close to a perfect game as I've ever played. Gameplay, animations, music, level design, all of it is absolutely on point here, and it still remains the high mark of the series 30 years on.