Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔
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Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔
@darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, cat dad, and low-effort pun poaster. Plum sandwiches for all! Unless I blocked you, in which case you get the Hisui Fist. (he/him)
Bath & Body Works.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The Charm ray.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Somehow, I don't think this is what Depeche Mode was singing about.

Marilyn Manson? Maybe.
i think they should not do this
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'll say this, the Persephone myth suddenly makes a lot more sense.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had no idea when I first encountered it in high school that I would need it saved to my desktop one day
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm honestly fine with the Eddings' books, given that they're both dead.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
DHS needs to be broken. Give immigration over to State or Commerce if they can handle it, Labor if not, CBP to Commerce, counterterrorism to the Intelligence Community.

Sucks about the whole "get all these departments to talk to each other" experiement, but those knock-on effects, man...
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Other cultures insist on "spices" and "not baking all the juice out." Only a true American knows turkey needs to have the texture of jerky and the taste of chalk.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Star Wars: Bounty Hunter was the first thing I thought of, too.

Pretty fun game, though laboriously scanning everyone you meet became irritating during tense moments (who's going to be scanning for bounties during an *active prison breakout*?).
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Also, some people believed Q theory because they themselves had stashes of CSAM and no self-awareness.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Well, they do idolize the Spartans, after all.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I mean, sure, I only watched the first episode*, but I would happily had it continue.

* It was decent, but I bounced off disgusted when they introduced a completely new character JUST to immediately fridge her.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm still happy they added "sports star" to the default lineup in 5e2024, though for reasons necessarily unrelated to thematic consistency.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Even if I didn't have lingering positive feelings for the movie, I couldn't hate anything that resulted in both "Duel of the Fates" AND Star Wars Episode 1 Racer.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I don't see the "sellout" here. Every day without paychecks for millions of federal workers is a problem. There's only so long you can drag this out. If the Senate GOP caucus is absolutely dead set on breaking ACA subsidies, well, unfortunately, the American people gave them an electoral majority.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM