5am on a Caturday... I'd rather be sleeping in an egg like Pepper rather than doing calculus 🥲

All nighters should be illegal for people in their 30s

Badger slept so much today, he was late to Caturday

Book smart: knowing how to solve a calculus problem

Street smart: knowing what to do when a calculus problem corners you in a dark alley

It's official! I don't like trigonometry (right now)! 🥳

I don't think the brain worm affected RFK Jr. Sure it was a bit odd during his hearing when he kept saying "Give me a minute to confer with the worm" each time he was asked a question. It was also strange when he started wiggling on the floor chanting "One with the worm. One with the worm".

Me: see? I can walk in a straight line and say the alphabet backwards

Cop: not sure what that has to do with this murder investigation but ok

So... the document itself is rescinded, but not its contents? What even is this? 🤦‍♀️

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Enjoy this emotional support kitten while I scream into the void

I scream you scream we all scream. The end.

Pissed is an understatement

Should I be concerned that it is partly sunny at 1am?

Pumpkin's Sunday tip: take a cat nap 💜

I feel like pre-calculus was originally created to be a form of torture

Pepper knows it's time for a nap 😴