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Dario!
@dariomouse.bsky.social
Cartoon mouseballoon. Keep away from sharp objects. Patch kit included. Masterdeflator. Not to be used as a life saving device. Rated PG-13 for toony innuendo. Totally innocent 😇🐭🎈
Ssssseconds from disaster 😇🐭

#SqueakySaturday
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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What I love about @dariomouse.bsky.social is how his ears fwoomp back into shape after being squished
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Guess I’m 21 now..! :3 🎈
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
🎶I’m BACK in the Sssssadle again!🎶

Heehee.. Happy #Humpday

😇🐭🐴🎈💨
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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There's a mouse in my pool! Massive thanks to @fairbank.bsky.social :D
🐁 @dariomouse.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hi! Look at my new butt valve Dario gave me!
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Definitely a breakfast taco kinda day

🌮🐭
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A vote for me is a vote for a “lower pressure” society! I may be hollow on the inside but my promises are not.

Dario 2026, the people’s mouseballoon.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
There are few things in life better than snuggling a softening, deflatey balloonfriend.

…bonus points when they give you a hand.

Art and Arf by @actionmartini.bsky.social

(Circa 2021)
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Friday night and I’m daydreaming about being bounced on by a cute red squirrel toon.. with a pear shape, fluffy wiggly tail, big tufty ears, a rodent toothy grin, and squeezing me with his powerful haunches… 😵‍💫🐭🎈
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Missed hump day so have a happy rump day inste…
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Toys on toys is a good aesthetic.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
NY, Salute! 🥂
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ooops, accidentally selected “reverse”

😅🐭
Commission for Dario
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Being a giant latex parade balloonie means you generate lots of static electricity, which makes us very itchy..

..and sometimes you have improvise for those difficult to reach places

😇🐭🎈

Happy parade balloon season! (Paradeballoonvember?) #SqueakySaturday

🎨 @jacfox.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What’s your favorite Halloween candy?

…mine is me.

Muahahahaha-heeheehee *crazy eyes*

🎨 @actionmartini.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gotta keep those jack o lantern balloons smiling!

Heeheehee

😇🐭🎃🎈 #HumpDay
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I invited @treblehusqueak.bsky.social thinking he'd help me with the @dariomouse.bsky.social situation. He had other ideas.

Treble model by @fullforceural.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I wish every actor who gets royalties from this franchise donates it to 🏳️‍⚧️ protective causes to counter this.
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It was right about here when I lost it during Wild Robot and never recovered.. I don’t think I had tears for most of the movie quite like this one. Good tears. It’s fantastic.

😢🥹🐭🎈
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Here’s wishing y’all a good squeek!
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That’s the sssssspot!

Heehee… helping a bouncy rootoy relieve a little pressssure..

#SqueakySaturday

🎨 by Lizet circa 2018
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM