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Dario!
@dariomouse.bsky.social
Cartoon mouseballoon. Keep away from sharp objects. Patch kit included. Masterdeflator. Not to be used as a life saving device. Rated PG-13 for toony innuendo. Totally innocent 😇🐭🎈
🎶I’m BACK in the Sssssadle again!🎶

Heehee.. Happy #Humpday

😇🐭🐴🎈💨
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hi! Look at my new butt valve Dario gave me!
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A vote for me is a vote for a “lower pressure” society! I may be hollow on the inside but my promises are not.

Dario 2026, the people’s mouseballoon.
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
There are few things in life better than snuggling a softening, deflatey balloonfriend.

…bonus points when they give you a hand.

Art and Arf by @actionmartini.bsky.social

(Circa 2021)
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Missed hump day so have a happy rump day inste…
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hey! In my defense it took him some time too..
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Being a giant latex parade balloonie means you generate lots of static electricity, which makes us very itchy..

..and sometimes you have improvise for those difficult to reach places

😇🐭🎈

Happy parade balloon season! (Paradeballoonvember?) #SqueakySaturday

🎨 @jacfox.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What’s your favorite Halloween candy?

…mine is me.

Muahahahaha-heeheehee *crazy eyes*

🎨 @actionmartini.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gotta keep those jack o lantern balloons smiling!

Heeheehee

😇🐭🎃🎈 #HumpDay
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It was right about here when I lost it during Wild Robot and never recovered.. I don’t think I had tears for most of the movie quite like this one. Good tears. It’s fantastic.

😢🥹🐭🎈
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That’s the sssssspot!

Heehee… helping a bouncy rootoy relieve a little pressssure..

#SqueakySaturday

🎨 by Lizet circa 2018
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oooops… smashed your pumpkin

🐭😇🎈🎃💨

#HumpDay
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A bunny? Who knows more about raclette than carrots? You know I had to bring him home.. 🐭❤️🐰
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Would you share cheese with a mouseballoon?

#SqueakySaturday
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*Floats over “some giant castle”*

🤔😇🐭🎈
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Moused up @furryinvasion.bsky.social last squeekend and it was a blast! Definitely will be back. Many thanks to all my roomies who made the con awesome. Y’all know who you are!

#FursuitFriday

📸 @jacfox.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Also hello from Geneva 🇨🇭 home of the real cheese burger (holy cheesus they slice it straight from the cheese wheel and leave the rind on)

⏱️🛠️🐭❤️🧀
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wanna be bounced on by a bunny..

😵‍💫🐭
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You know you’re at Heathrow when..

Hello London and Paddington for the next 30 mins

🐭🛫🇨🇭
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It’s that big, squishy, hu.. huggable “tail section!”

Heehee

😇🐭😵‍💫
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s not time for parade balloons yet, mouse!

#Foxtober with 🦊 @vermyfox.bsky.social

🎨 by @jacfox.bsky.social 🦊
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hail to the chief.

🫡🐭🎈
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You know who ELSE is a furry?
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I may be a mouse but I’m a tiger in the sheets..

😇🐭

Heehee #HumpDay
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I.. I’m not a pest.

…am I?
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM