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Dan
@danthotto.bsky.social
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Amateur photographer
“Dog videos on Instagram” enthusiast.
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Thank you 💙
Today.

Tomorrow.

Every. Single. Day.
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Shout out to Yellowjackets making taking French in middle and high school seem some what relevant.
June 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When the guy on Craigslist used to be a professional.
June 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nothing like your whole family minus you going to Europe to realize how many memes you send your dad a day.
May 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Saw a MAGA sticker that said “MAGA: Mexicans Always Get Across” and it‘s the first time I’ve ever been happy to see that stupid acronym.
April 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
April 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Librarian day to @roaming-librarian.bsky.social and Rachel Weisz in the Mummy!
April 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When you’re getting bloodwork and your nurse isn’t a middle aged woman so they don’t compliment your Wednesday Addams tattoo 😢
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I love that the women in the office that I work in (it’s just them 2 and myself) speak to each other quietly in Spanish like I didn’t take French in middle and high school.
April 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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*immediately adds to cart*
March 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Do I need a guitar pedal of the goat I have tattooed on my arm?
March 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Happy st Patrick’s day!
March 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I understand now what people meant by “it’s calling me like the green goblin mask.”
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
3/11 was an inside job.
March 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If nobody got me, the Lone Gunmen do.
March 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Can any politician “fight” without needing my money?
February 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is the realest thing I have ever read in my life. 5 years retail, 5 Black Fridays. All customers are a pain.
February 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Having a normal dream to tell my dad about every once in awhile would be nice.
February 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is Elon Musk under the hood on the right?
Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago.
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Ayyyyy lmfao
November 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM