Dan Telfer
@dantelfer.com
Stand-up Comic / Nerd Poker podcast’s Dungeon Master / Voice Over Person / former MAD Magazine & The Onion editor / currently writing games & scripts
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My Crumb Son and I are streaming the very very spoopy Alan Wake 2! twitch.tv/TelferDan
October 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My Crumb Son and I are streaming the very very spoopy Alan Wake 2! twitch.tv/TelferDan
Playing the very spooky Alan Wake 2 while the sun is out (thanks for the sick gear @turtlebeach.bsky.social !)
watch- twitch.tv/TelferDan
watch- twitch.tv/TelferDan
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Playing the very spooky Alan Wake 2 while the sun is out (thanks for the sick gear @turtlebeach.bsky.social !)
watch- twitch.tv/TelferDan
watch- twitch.tv/TelferDan
Hour 6 of raising funds! twitch.tv/TelferDan
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hour 6 of raising funds! twitch.tv/TelferDan
Little Nightmares 2 streaming now! twitch.tv/TelferDan
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Little Nightmares 2 streaming now! twitch.tv/TelferDan
Let’s play some more Alan Wake, October people! twitch.tv/TelferDan
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Let’s play some more Alan Wake, October people! twitch.tv/TelferDan
The amount of Fever fans who show up all the way out in LA is… scary?
August 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The amount of Fever fans who show up all the way out in LA is… scary?
I got this email from HealthNet this morning. Hey @governor.ca.gov , could you take a break from reaching across the nazi aisle and do something about California healthcare?
August 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I got this email from HealthNet this morning. Hey @governor.ca.gov , could you take a break from reaching across the nazi aisle and do something about California healthcare?
I grew up on these streets
August 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I grew up on these streets
I hate ChatGPT, it’s an absolute fucking nightmare
July 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I hate ChatGPT, it’s an absolute fucking nightmare
Show me your…
🎮 Current Game
⏭️ Next Game
🔥 Best Game you’ve played this year
🤔 Most anticipated Game
(I deviate from fantasy and sci-fi sometimes, I swear)
🎮 Current Game
⏭️ Next Game
🔥 Best Game you’ve played this year
🤔 Most anticipated Game
(I deviate from fantasy and sci-fi sometimes, I swear)
July 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Show me your…
🎮 Current Game
⏭️ Next Game
🔥 Best Game you’ve played this year
🤔 Most anticipated Game
(I deviate from fantasy and sci-fi sometimes, I swear)
🎮 Current Game
⏭️ Next Game
🔥 Best Game you’ve played this year
🤔 Most anticipated Game
(I deviate from fantasy and sci-fi sometimes, I swear)
You can watch The Land That Time Forgot on Apple TV and Xbox. I wrote it, including the raptor decapitations.
February 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You can watch The Land That Time Forgot on Apple TV and Xbox. I wrote it, including the raptor decapitations.
A movie I wrote, an adaptation of The Land That Time Forgot, is out today! For buy or rent on Apple TV, or on select screens! ⤵️
January 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A movie I wrote, an adaptation of The Land That Time Forgot, is out today! For buy or rent on Apple TV, or on select screens! ⤵️
Bluesky spam is so incredibly stupid that I *almost* want to reply out of respect for the effort... Then I remember it’s a bot and I don’t feel like giving an algorithm free response content. Fun dystopia vibes tho!
November 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Bluesky spam is so incredibly stupid that I *almost* want to reply out of respect for the effort... Then I remember it’s a bot and I don’t feel like giving an algorithm free response content. Fun dystopia vibes tho!
"The music festivals all had different themes! Not just the theme of Get The Most Famous Performers Possible With Zero Other Criteria!"
November 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
"The music festivals all had different themes! Not just the theme of Get The Most Famous Performers Possible With Zero Other Criteria!"
“We made the art ourselves, then fed the art to the robots, and that’s how robots learned to make all the art for us”
October 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM
“We made the art ourselves, then fed the art to the robots, and that’s how robots learned to make all the art for us”
'I'm selling 35 of my 65 jewel-encrusted crowns of ancient dwarven kings of Erebor' - the Smaugs who have had enough
September 17, 2024 at 2:24 PM
'I'm selling 35 of my 65 jewel-encrusted crowns of ancient dwarven kings of Erebor' - the Smaugs who have had enough
All this tells me is that one day Charlie turned on his Sega Dreamcast, told Seaman that he didn’t register to vote, and then Seaman roasted Charlie so hard that he still cries about it at night
August 22, 2024 at 4:05 PM
All this tells me is that one day Charlie turned on his Sega Dreamcast, told Seaman that he didn’t register to vote, and then Seaman roasted Charlie so hard that he still cries about it at night
Last quarter my total comedy album royalties were $21.01 and when one of my albums came out it was # 1 on this thing called iTunes
August 2, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Last quarter my total comedy album royalties were $21.01 and when one of my albums came out it was # 1 on this thing called iTunes
If I had to guess, he did it because he’s a typical religious dad with 16 kids.
July 31, 2024 at 5:26 AM
If I had to guess, he did it because he’s a typical religious dad with 16 kids.