Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller
@danstabb.com
Ambassador of "Yes, and" who does the voice acting thing, the improv thing, and the wrestling thing (a/k/a Carlton P. Hightower)
www.danstabb.com
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Oh this last name of mine…
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh this last name of mine…
Let me think about this one…
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Let me think about this one…
(Uncle Dan and Niece play their own version of Rock Paper Scissors where they make up whatever they want.
Uncle Dan: Shark
Niece: Straw. I win.
Uncle Dan: Why do you win??
Niece: Pollution.
My niece is five years old.
Uncle Dan: Shark
Niece: Straw. I win.
Uncle Dan: Why do you win??
Niece: Pollution.
My niece is five years old.
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(Uncle Dan and Niece play their own version of Rock Paper Scissors where they make up whatever they want.
Uncle Dan: Shark
Niece: Straw. I win.
Uncle Dan: Why do you win??
Niece: Pollution.
My niece is five years old.
Uncle Dan: Shark
Niece: Straw. I win.
Uncle Dan: Why do you win??
Niece: Pollution.
My niece is five years old.
C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.
“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”
Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.
Watching Episode 9 of Change or Die like…
a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
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October 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Watching Episode 9 of Change or Die like…
I'd rather select crosswalks.
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'd rather select crosswalks.
This feels condescending.
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This feels condescending.
So hear me out...
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So hear me out...
75-game Wordle streak is over...
a man wearing a t-shirt that says austin powers
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says austin powers
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October 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
75-game Wordle streak is over...
Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:
- I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth
- Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul.
- Rock the Casbah
- I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth
- Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul.
- Rock the Casbah
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:
* Mushrooms. (Uh, the eatin' kind.) Can't do it. Every bite gives me the willies
* Don't Look Up. Awful allegory made with snide misanthropy
* "The Joker" by Steve Miller
* Mushrooms. (Uh, the eatin' kind.) Can't do it. Every bite gives me the willies
* Don't Look Up. Awful allegory made with snide misanthropy
* "The Joker" by Steve Miller
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:
- Cucumber anything. However you think it tastes, that is not how it tastes to me
- Farewell, My Concubine (Beautiful. Brutal. Once was enough)
- Collective Soul, “December”
- Cucumber anything. However you think it tastes, that is not how it tastes to me
- Farewell, My Concubine (Beautiful. Brutal. Once was enough)
- Collective Soul, “December”
October 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:
- I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth
- Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul.
- Rock the Casbah
- I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth
- Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul.
- Rock the Casbah
Pfft. “New?”
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pfft. “New?”
Don’t you dare judge me.
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Don’t you dare judge me.
It's a trap!
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's a trap!
Are Peabo Bryson fans called Peabodies?
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Are Peabo Bryson fans called Peabodies?
This season's Peacemaker, man...
Peacemaker Dc Universe GIF
ALT: Peacemaker Dc Universe GIF
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October 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This season's Peacemaker, man...
Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.
I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!
My wife and I are voice texting 90s lyrics to each other…
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My wife and I are voice texting 90s lyrics to each other…
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
I missed the part where I asked for your opinion, Creepy AI Meeting Bot.
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I missed the part where I asked for your opinion, Creepy AI Meeting Bot.
Me, managing to avoid all Peacemaker spoilers for almost 48 hours...
a girl in a pink shirt is throwing a ball in front of a sign that says " seus tons "
ALT: a girl in a pink shirt is throwing a ball in front of a sign that says " seus tons "
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September 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me, managing to avoid all Peacemaker spoilers for almost 48 hours...