Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller
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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller
@danstabb.com
Ambassador of "Yes, and" who does the voice acting thing, the improv thing, and the wrestling thing (a/k/a Carlton P. Hightower)

www.danstabb.com
Oh this last name of mine…
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Let me think about this one…
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'd rather select crosswalks.
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This feels condescending.
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So hear me out...
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pfft. “New?”
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Don’t you dare judge me.
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's a trap!
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My wife and I are voice texting 90s lyrics to each other…

…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I missed the part where I asked for your opinion, Creepy AI Meeting Bot.
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Why do you ask?”
September 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wait what?
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Standard Ring notification: Oh it’s just the lawn guys.

AI summary Ring notification: I’m about to get shanked.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Knockoff apps bring me endless joy.
September 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
But...I don't want skincare products that contain eczema.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Well that’s awkward.
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Every time.
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I need an extra therapy appointment just from reading this headline.
September 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM