Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller
@danstabb.com
Ambassador of "Yes, and" who does the voice acting thing, the improv thing, and the wrestling thing (a/k/a Carlton P. Hightower)
www.danstabb.com
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Oh this last name of mine…
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh this last name of mine…
Let me think about this one…
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Let me think about this one…
C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
C'mon phish-bot, don't beat yourself up like that.
“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Sir, this is an Apple Vacations kiosk.”
Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Meeting your comedic hero in your own hometown is pretty damn cool. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Narrator: The food item in question was, in fact, chicken.
I'd rather select crosswalks.
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'd rather select crosswalks.
This feels condescending.
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This feels condescending.
So hear me out...
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So hear me out...
Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…
Pfft. “New?”
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pfft. “New?”
Don’t you dare judge me.
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Don’t you dare judge me.
It's a trap!
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's a trap!
Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.
I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!
My wife and I are voice texting 90s lyrics to each other…
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My wife and I are voice texting 90s lyrics to each other…
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
…which has led to, unequivocally, the greatest Siri interpretation of all time.
I missed the part where I asked for your opinion, Creepy AI Meeting Bot.
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I missed the part where I asked for your opinion, Creepy AI Meeting Bot.
“Why do you ask?”
September 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Why do you ask?”
Wait what?
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wait what?
Standard Ring notification: Oh it’s just the lawn guys.
AI summary Ring notification: I’m about to get shanked.
AI summary Ring notification: I’m about to get shanked.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Standard Ring notification: Oh it’s just the lawn guys.
AI summary Ring notification: I’m about to get shanked.
AI summary Ring notification: I’m about to get shanked.
Knockoff apps bring me endless joy.
September 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Knockoff apps bring me endless joy.
But...I don't want skincare products that contain eczema.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
But...I don't want skincare products that contain eczema.
Well that’s awkward.
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Well that’s awkward.
Every time.
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Every time.
I need an extra therapy appointment just from reading this headline.
September 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I need an extra therapy appointment just from reading this headline.