There's a dark triad for predatory scammer types: refusing to pay their bills; constantly name-dropping and social-climbing in pursuit of new marks; escalating depravity as if in an attempt to see if there's anything they can't get away with. The problem is that millions of Americans are like this.

(And thankfully... I don't see the relationships surviving this. Haha)

"Chasing the night" after SantaCon one of the stupidest things you can do. Also not the night to be testing servers/bartenders. Where was Worldwide Wes to advise this couple?

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You’re the most attractive of all my cousins

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy