Hopefully I'd be contributing as the writer rather than the victim.

I can't deal with Operation.
When I was a kid, my dad had to take out the buzzer thing.

Ohh! Might have found it. The Communism Video.

I might still have been in short trousers.

Did I write a video on Marx? What was it called?

One tiny sip of Rotting Turtle is usually more than enough for my delicate constitution.
I might try mixing it with fizzy ribena in the future.

I'm beginning to wonder why my bottle of Rotting Turtle has lasted about five years so far.

Whoa...what...is it time for my bi-annual breakfast again?