Happy 2nd birthday to Woody Salter!
We spent the morning chasing squirrels, and tonight we're baking rhubarb crumble.

My first script for the new ‘Scandal’ channel, presented by Jake Clapham!
This one takes a look at the daytime TV show tragedy in which the greaseball host failed to follow his own manifesto by manning up and growing a pair.
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I'm just about to begin work on a new DTU script about the forgotten explorers who fell during the race to the stars.
I can already tell that the research for this one is going to be pretty intense.

I often get stopped in the streets by strangers who ask me where I buy my dope threads.
Well...I haven't walked the streets or worn clothes for at least seven years.
But if I did, I'd buy my happening threads from the official Basement Booty store at dannysalter.com

Towards the end of his life, legendary TV producer Gerry Anderson was unable to comfortably pass a bowel movement unless he could hear the theme tune to 'Thunderbirds'.
If it wasn't possible to play a recording, he'd ask a family member to hum the theme tune from the other side of the bathroom door.

The new video landing on Casual Criminalist today is a 3-hour deep dive into a topic very close to home, and is the toughest script I’ve ever written.
It’s more than a little grim and I’ve never seen Simon get so angry.
Sorry, Simon.

Probably not one to enjoy with four bottles of wine.

OG Business Blaze scripts signed and slapped by Simon are now available to buy, more to follow later.
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A perfect morning for catching Heffalumps and Woozles.

It's taken me the best part of forty years but I finally completed Paperboy today.
Might have a go on Ghosts 'n' Goblins next.

Before the end of March, you can use the code BLAZE to get a 10% discount on all merch at the new-look 'Basement Booty' store at dannysalter.com
Treat yourself to 'OGBB Cosmic Radiation' string bikini bottoms this summer and be the centre of attention at your next court appearance.

News reports on the ever-rising levels of obesity are frequently accompanied by footage of headless overweight people going about their business on the streets.
Do you think these people get asked for permission first?
Or does the news team just go around pointing their cameras at fat arses?

Assuming that everything goes to plan, my next episode of Decoding The Unknown landing tomorrow will not be broadcast digitally.
Instead, a recording imprinted into limestone will interface with your nervous system to create a sensory impression of sound and visuals.
May include lots of screaming.

Today marks Dad's birthday - the late great Brian Terence Valentine Salter who was once a member of Rotherham's finest beat combo 'The Kodiaks'.

We go for a good wander around my local village of Tintagel in Cornwall for tonight's enchanting new two-hour episode of Decoding The Unknown.
May contain talking owls.

My new Casual Criminalist script landing later today takes a look at something nasty that washed up near the River Thames in Victorian London.

He's beeeen!

I feel a bit worried that AI will come for my job one day soon and I'll have to go back to the seasoning floor on the sausage factory.
But after the Reddit user Legendary Sid posted these results he generated from ChatGPT, I now feel confident that I must surely have at least a few centuries left.