Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
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Very excited to get the solid-concrete popcorn bucket for THE BRUTALIST. #filmsky 📽️

Everyone remember to stay positive on here - a lot of things killed twitter, but a big thing for me was how negative and hopeless everyone became on it.

Another entry in my favorite genre - "Spies/assassins being hunted by their own organization." Directed by the GOAT Soderbergh, no less! www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

My favorite show right now is "The Traitors," specifically the UK seasons, so it only makes sense that "Conclave" is my favorite movie of the year ☺️

Me watching the non-Denzel parts of Gladiator II

did a brussels sprout write this

Recently learned that Richard Harris was Jared Harris's father - a fact I did not know despite the two acting and sounding the exact same. The shared last name should've tipped me off too lolz 😂

Good morning to everyone who believes audiobooks count as reading 📚 ☕️

SNL has been unwatchable lately, but this sketch, performed by the incredibly underrated Andrew Dismukes, had me on the floor. The audience is a little dead at first, but eventually they came around to its brilliance.

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This is not an ad and I am not sponsored. Last week, my wife and I stopped by The Hitching Post (in Buellton, CA) for lunch and a Pinot Noir tasting. It was a top-to-bottom phenomenal experience. Great staff, great wine, great conversation. Big recommend. #HitchingPostWines

In news that will shock absolutely no one, #Nosferatu2024 goes HARD. Uncompromised and played completely straight. There’s a dark, immersive style to it, with foreboding atmosphere, sound, and visuals that reached a part of my soul most films fail to come anywhere close to.

All I want for Christmas are tickets to an advanced screening of #Nosferatu is that too much to ask for?

Of course my first post needs to be my beautiful dog, Maya 🥰🐕