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Danny Chalmers
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Farm boy from Ontario Canada 🇨🇦
A known fence jumper, vaccinated, doesn’t bite
won’t pick nose in public
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I have never in 65 years been this terrified of America.

R.I.P. U.S.A,
time of death
11:59
1/20/25
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media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
theonion.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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A confession?
January 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Dear MAGA,

The inauguration will be a private affair. Just Trump & the broligarchs in the rotunda.

No seating for you.

No special events to acknowledge your support.

Not to worry. There will be emails later urging you to buy Trump coins, shoes, bibles, hats etc.

Keep that cash coming.

Be best.
January 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Sigh. We tried to warn them.
January 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Food for thought.
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration.

The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.
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media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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They’re making some changes at the White House.
January 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Due to draftiness of capitol rotunda, old man Trump to become first president to wear snuggie to inauguration.
January 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Thank you, Madam Speaker
January 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
January 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
January 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
January 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I had suspicions.
January 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This is everything you need to know about Poilievre.
He is their guy on the inside.
I will never ever vote on anything brought forward by this man.
He is fundamentally unfit for public office.
January 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
January 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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U.S. Forms Own U.N.
theonion.com/u-s-forms-ow...
January 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
theonion.com/lebron-james...
December 31, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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And then the orangutang offered me a job as governor 🤣😝🤡
December 28, 2024 at 12:37 PM