dapper dan
@dannnnyb.bsky.social
27. he/they
hard boiled egg for lunch enthusiast
hard boiled egg for lunch enthusiast
somebody need a wise, forward-thinking, honest catholic leader?
April 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
somebody need a wise, forward-thinking, honest catholic leader?
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It’s time for Woke 2, ushered in by Vatican 3.
If Pope Francis dies we need an even woker pope to replace him. I’m talkin’ women priests. Trans nuns. A Swiss Guard that brutally enforces DEI. Excommunicating JD Vance. It should make the Unitarians look like Opus Dei.
April 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s time for Woke 2, ushered in by Vatican 3.
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Pope Francis after hanging out with JD Vance for like 10 minutes
April 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Pope Francis after hanging out with JD Vance for like 10 minutes
FUCK
the future of American liberalism hinges on two woke catholic legends holding it out for a little bit longer
April 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
FUCK
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median 2024 voter: i can barely afford groceries! eggs cost too much!
me, a real aldihead:
me, a real aldihead:
March 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
median 2024 voter: i can barely afford groceries! eggs cost too much!
me, a real aldihead:
me, a real aldihead:
how it feels to walk out of a solid aldi run
March 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
how it feels to walk out of a solid aldi run
the future of American liberalism hinges on two woke catholic legends holding it out for a little bit longer
February 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the future of American liberalism hinges on two woke catholic legends holding it out for a little bit longer
been stressed about the world lately ofc but never thought that a potential papal election would be the thing that could push me over the edge
February 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
been stressed about the world lately ofc but never thought that a potential papal election would be the thing that could push me over the edge
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theyre saying i’m like the east india company of introducing bisexual women to poppers
August 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
theyre saying i’m like the east india company of introducing bisexual women to poppers
bro last night was a nixon white house tape
May 19, 2024 at 2:15 AM
bro last night was a nixon white house tape
can i get my juul settlement money in zyn rewards points
October 18, 2023 at 2:40 PM
can i get my juul settlement money in zyn rewards points
not to mention these stores are installing massive self-checkout aisles (where shoplifting is basically encouraged) so they can lay off said employees
Kind of tired of reporters just going along with the retailers blaming store closures on customer theft, when they know damn well a huge portion of their shrink is internal.
People steal from jobs where they feel underpaid and undervalued, get your house in order.
People steal from jobs where they feel underpaid and undervalued, get your house in order.
October 6, 2023 at 8:36 PM
not to mention these stores are installing massive self-checkout aisles (where shoplifting is basically encouraged) so they can lay off said employees
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This thing is useless
October 5, 2023 at 7:21 PM
This thing is useless
i like to think the photographer who took this gavel stock image is getting billions in royalties and retired at 28
October 5, 2023 at 7:22 PM
i like to think the photographer who took this gavel stock image is getting billions in royalties and retired at 28
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matt gaetz looks like a funeral director in toontown
October 4, 2023 at 1:32 AM
matt gaetz looks like a funeral director in toontown
can’t wait to install debian on this puppy and make it my personality
September 24, 2023 at 8:47 PM
can’t wait to install debian on this puppy and make it my personality
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For sale: one slurp juice, never given to any ape
September 21, 2023 at 7:11 PM
For sale: one slurp juice, never given to any ape
anybody else feel like aldi has Barenaked Ladies vibes. im off my meds
September 21, 2023 at 8:26 PM
anybody else feel like aldi has Barenaked Ladies vibes. im off my meds