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Dan Makes Noises
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He/him. Aspiring composer and musician. #MusicHeals. West Ham sufferer. #FuckRacism #MadeInSocialHousing #BBCMastermind 2025 semi-finalist.
That moment when you remember that neither Steve nor Will were in the main credits of episode 1 of #StrangerThings
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
To any Venezuelans reading this - I'm glad your country has been liberated from a dictator.

I'm also sorry that it was liberated by a different dictator who will hand control to a puppet.
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I'm a bit hazy on my history - what happened the last time the US fought a war on its own against a country starting with V?
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I've scoured the BBC website today and I can't see a single story about @robinince.bsky.social being forced off the BBC because he supports the trans community. Fair and unbiased my arse.
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No #GoldenGlobes nom for Mia Goth in Frankenstein 👎🏻
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It would be a real boon having an agent like Will Salthouse be so close to our chairman, if only all of Salthouse's players weren't fucking dogshit
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Have a fiver on West Ham to lose a game 10-0 this season. #SUNWHU
August 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
That awful moment when you think Rocky and Adrian were together forever, but they were literally only together for just over 25 years.
August 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Your regular reminder that Stakka Bo is still the best band name to say in a North-Eastern accent.
August 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This from a country that hasn't won a contested war since it became a country, except for killing a shit load of First People while they stole their land. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Mike Huckabee: US ambassador to Israel says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader
Mike Huckabee's comments come after the UK prime minister condemned Israel's Gaza City military takeover plan.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Parks and Recreation
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.

What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Let's all act surprised that a Tory leader hates unions.
July 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Callum Wilson sees himself as a regular starter at West Ham? Unless Newcastle were poisoning him somehow, I highly doubt it.
July 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Lovely to see that Oasis' meticulously-planned, multi-million pound reunion tour is being completely overshadowed by a 76 year old Brummie passing away.
July 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I for one welcome the potential signing of Callum Wilson. If there's one thing West Ham sorely needs, it's a big and intimidating presence in the treatment room. #WestHam #CallumWilson #BackToSigningCrockedDonkeys
July 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
We're fast approaching the end of July and, in what's been a fairly average year, the highlight is undoubtedly placing third in my first ever archery competition. It was only a club heat and there were only seven in the Recurve class, but I did myself proud!
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This article amuses me, cos every time I exit a Tube or Overground/Elizabeth Line station with a gate line, I always see at least one person push through the gate without tapping, completely unchallenged. Pay your fucking fares like the rest of us, you dickheads.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tube fare evasion prosecutions highest since 2019
The number of prosecutions for fare evasion is at its highest level for six years, figures show.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just realising that, given recent events, Get Him to the Greek (which wasn't exactly PC before) may now be the most problematic movie of all time.
June 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
June 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I just hope that I live close enough to central London that the initial blast takes me out nice and quickly.
June 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
June 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It is hotter than Satan's taint.

#Heatwave
June 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Working in the games industry is wild. I basically help to make playable anime and everyone is mad about very specific aspects of it

Wild.
June 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM