Dan Makes Noises
@danmakesnoises.bsky.social
He/him. Aspiring composer and musician. #MusicHeals. West Ham sufferer. #FuckRacism #MadeInSocialHousing #BBCMastermind 2025 semi-finalist.
Gunstar Heroes is GOATed.
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Gunstar Heroes is GOATed.
Reddit in "forgot why it exists" controversy.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Reddit in "forgot why it exists" controversy.
What we needed in 2026 - another phrase to describe an 'absolute chancer'.
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What we needed in 2026 - another phrase to describe an 'absolute chancer'.
I read this as 'coolant' at first and was just relieved that I wasn't the only one telling their problems to a can of Valvoline.
But then.
But then.
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I read this as 'coolant' at first and was just relieved that I wasn't the only one telling their problems to a can of Valvoline.
But then.
But then.
Only the Americans could write a song about poverty and famine on another continent and have the first word of the title be "We".
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Only the Americans could write a song about poverty and famine on another continent and have the first word of the title be "We".
If you're under a spell, it's Lin-Manuel.
September 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you're under a spell, it's Lin-Manuel.
I once had explosive diarrhoea. The sounds my colon made were more intelligent and less deranged than anything Nigel Farage had ever said.
September 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I once had explosive diarrhoea. The sounds my colon made were more intelligent and less deranged than anything Nigel Farage had ever said.
You've already won.
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You've already won.
I was spinning free, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, with a little sweet and simple Flamini.
August 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was spinning free, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, with a little sweet and simple Flamini.