Tuco Salamanda 🦎
@dankemisato.bsky.social
lover of hikes, jogs & running (from problems)
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at some level, i just don’t understand why we aren’t better than we are.
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
at some level, i just don’t understand why we aren’t better than we are.
well that’s very frustrating and annoying brother
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
well that’s very frustrating and annoying brother
i don’t like laughtracks on sitcoms, let it be pure
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i don’t like laughtracks on sitcoms, let it be pure
brother listen to me-
use your white man voice to get far with customer service
use your white man voice to get far with customer service
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
brother listen to me-
use your white man voice to get far with customer service
use your white man voice to get far with customer service
I don’t wanna think about that stuff every time I step outside
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don’t wanna think about that stuff every time I step outside
Haven’t had car insurance for a while & don’t think I’m behaving like I don’t
August 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Haven’t had car insurance for a while & don’t think I’m behaving like I don’t
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My painting NORTHWOODS LAKE
August 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My painting NORTHWOODS LAKE
I’m so flustered
July 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m so flustered
I don’t have to put up with this- I’m forklift certified
July 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don’t have to put up with this- I’m forklift certified
I was allowed a good time and was able to enjoy myself but let that not be a distraction. I must continue on my journey
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I was allowed a good time and was able to enjoy myself but let that not be a distraction. I must continue on my journey
my inner sins are screaming and I can still hear them even though I tried drowning them
July 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my inner sins are screaming and I can still hear them even though I tried drowning them
thank you God 🙏🏽
June 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
thank you God 🙏🏽
I had a dream.
but I didn’t like it
but I didn’t like it
May 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I had a dream.
but I didn’t like it
but I didn’t like it
bro that Mickey D Shprite slap harder than my dad coming home drunk
May 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
bro that Mickey D Shprite slap harder than my dad coming home drunk
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gentle reminder to drink some water today, folks
May 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
gentle reminder to drink some water today, folks
big sigh of relief but also concern
May 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
big sigh of relief but also concern
Can I please have a cigarette?
May 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Can I please have a cigarette?
ah-ha! that’s what it is!!
May 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ah-ha! that’s what it is!!
frustrated in immeasurable ways
May 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
frustrated in immeasurable ways
wow I want things to get better..
April 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
wow I want things to get better..
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There can be both joy and tragedy
a big sandwich might be life changing
February 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
There can be both joy and tragedy