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danjohnson.bsky.social
Meatghost
@danjohnson.bsky.social
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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.

Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
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Too much ham? Put beans!
An enameled cast iron pot full of beans and a ham bone with several sprigs of rosemary.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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A white cermic baking dish of tater-tot hotdish, from which about a quarter of the original volume has been removed. It's the kind with peas, but no cheese.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A screenshot from the AMC trailer ad showing Nicole Kidman backlit with an expression of wonder, captioned with the words, "When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us and sometimes even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express."
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The muffin pan skull molds work better than I'd have thought.
A silver pizza pan with a dozen skull-shaped calzones piled on it, sitting on a black table beside a window sill.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Dustin Hoffman in a beige jacket speaking to Will Ferrel in a gray sweater over a pale blue dress shirt in a scene on a college campus from the film Stranger Than Fiction (2006). Captioned with Hoffman's dialoge, "That answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
danjohnson.bsky.social
Halloween 2025
Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister. Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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I watched it again. A trick I've learned for spotting AI is that if there's a crowd, focus on one individual from start to finish.

One duckling does a weird glitchy backward jump in the first few seconds.
A screenshot of the video of bunch of ducklings on a trampoline, with one duckling circled in red.
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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A package of Plan B contraceptive edited to say PlanB One-Step B levonorgestrel 1.5 mg retconned jizz Reduces chance of pregnancy after unprotected sex. Not for regular birth control. One Tablet. One Step. 1 Tablet Levonorgestrel 1.5 mg
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
danjohnson.bsky.social
Salted butter has about 1/2 tsp of salt per cup.

This is nonsense.
Screenshot of a coffee cake recipe, reads: = Simply RECIPES 1/2 cup (113g) unsalted butter, softenea For the cinnamon layer: 1/4 cup (50g) sugar 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon For the cake batter: 3 cups (375g) all-purpose flour 2 1/4 cups (450g) sugar 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup (226g) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup (230g) sour cream 1/4 cup whole milk Thr amounts for salt and ubsalted butter are circles in red. 4 large eggs 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The same shitty AI image hastily edited to read "surround yourself with people in rooms you arent in"
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
danjohnson.bsky.social
Definitionally true of most of everything.
A generic graph showing the normal distribution curve as a red line with the probability density on the Y axis and the continuous variable (e.x. time) on the X axis.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
danjohnson.bsky.social
Working on my night cheese.
An extreme closeup of thick sliced fresh mozzarella in two parallel rows, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze and sprinkled with small basil leaves and finishing salt, arranged on a square white plate.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Okay, but here's what makes him less than ideal:
A screenshot from the USA Today website. Text reads: USA TODAY Subscribe Sign In Crossword POLITICS Who is Charlie Kirk? Political commentator killed in Utah Fernando Cervantes Jr., Laura Gersony and Stephanie Murray USA TODAY NETWORK Updated Sept. 10, 2025, 5:32 p.m. ET
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Kombucha girl meme reversed, but with positive face labeled "End abuses" and yucky face labeled "Reduce crime".
September 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Counterpoint:
Movie poster for The Island (2005). There are cars and a helicopter and Ewan McGreggor and Scarlett Johannson, and the poster seems loud and confusing.
September 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Is this just Culture War profiteering?
A graph showing the stock price for Coca-Cola in 1985, the year the introduced New Coke and then returned to Coca Cola Classic. The line goes up.
August 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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The bottom of a wall-mount for a piece of medical equipment where the attaching hardware makes a face that appeara concerned. The caption reads "Bro, same."
August 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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A screenshot of my earlier post. Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.so... 37m I think the words, actions, and legislation of our elected and appointed leaders affect public opinion. The words "and appointed" are highlighted in yellow.
August 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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An American flag with the white on blue star field replaced by a QR code.
August 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Footlong Subway sandwich wrapped in paper with black stencil text edited onto the image reading THIS SANDWICH IS A PIPE BOMB
August 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Instructions unclear. Assembled croque madame.
Bacon, ham and cheese sandwich covered with mornay sauce and a fried egg, garnished with spring onion, sitting in a small cast iron pan.
August 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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This is not going to ameliorate my worst tendencies.
Ian McShane as Al Swearengen from Deadwood, wearing a black striped suit and holding a shot of whiskey.
August 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Bbq jackfruit pizza with duck eggs.
An oblong pizza on a sheet of parchment paper. Cheese is well browned over shredded jackfruit processed to resemble pulled pork. Two large yolked duck eggs are cooked medium on top.
July 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Hot honey sweet potato gratin with kielbasa and goat cheese. Duck egg on top.
A round layered gratin of sweet potato and smoked sausage topped with harissa and a duck egg with a large, dark yellow yolk, sprinkled with scallions on a square white plate.
July 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I just made bagels today. Holes are less holey.
A cooling rack containing eight bagels, flanked on one side by two tubs of cream cheese (one with dill and chive) and a plate of prosciutto, and on the other side by a dish of capers, a dish of sliced red onion, and a plate of cold smoked lox.
July 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM