Meatghost
@danjohnson.bsky.social
Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.
Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
Too much ham? Put beans!
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Too much ham? Put beans!
Is every season of Taskmaster played by a pretty lady, a polite young man, a full maniac, somebody's mum, and a dum-dum?
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is every season of Taskmaster played by a pretty lady, a polite young man, a full maniac, somebody's mum, and a dum-dum?
I like pretending that restaurants whose names are possessive are instead plural.
I went to Arbys. I got one Arby.
And a jamocha shake.
I went to Arbys. I got one Arby.
And a jamocha shake.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I like pretending that restaurants whose names are possessive are instead plural.
I went to Arbys. I got one Arby.
And a jamocha shake.
I went to Arbys. I got one Arby.
And a jamocha shake.
Every snack has an optimally tasty number of pieces to consume per bite:
Doritos - 1
Potato chips - 2
Gardettos - 3
Dry Roasted Peanuts - 6 to 8
Pizza rolls - alternating 0.25 and 0.75
Cornichons - 1 (only the most incorrigible perverts are biting cornichons in half)
Sun Chips - 0 (Gross)
Doritos - 1
Potato chips - 2
Gardettos - 3
Dry Roasted Peanuts - 6 to 8
Pizza rolls - alternating 0.25 and 0.75
Cornichons - 1 (only the most incorrigible perverts are biting cornichons in half)
Sun Chips - 0 (Gross)
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Every snack has an optimally tasty number of pieces to consume per bite:
Doritos - 1
Potato chips - 2
Gardettos - 3
Dry Roasted Peanuts - 6 to 8
Pizza rolls - alternating 0.25 and 0.75
Cornichons - 1 (only the most incorrigible perverts are biting cornichons in half)
Sun Chips - 0 (Gross)
Doritos - 1
Potato chips - 2
Gardettos - 3
Dry Roasted Peanuts - 6 to 8
Pizza rolls - alternating 0.25 and 0.75
Cornichons - 1 (only the most incorrigible perverts are biting cornichons in half)
Sun Chips - 0 (Gross)
It increasingly seems like the end result of the entire AI boom is going to be, "Yeah, it turns out if you feed a data center the whole internet, and then ask it to make some more internet, it can do that, but not in a way that anyone is willing to pay $15/month for."
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It increasingly seems like the end result of the entire AI boom is going to be, "Yeah, it turns out if you feed a data center the whole internet, and then ask it to make some more internet, it can do that, but not in a way that anyone is willing to pay $15/month for."
A lot of conservatives posting Never Forget memes have picked an ironic day to forget about the existence of Christian terrorism.
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A lot of conservatives posting Never Forget memes have picked an ironic day to forget about the existence of Christian terrorism.
Wild to see all the people who constantly insist that all Democrats are socialists are suddenly crying and shitting their pants over the possibility of a Democrat being replaced by a socialist.
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Wild to see all the people who constantly insist that all Democrats are socialists are suddenly crying and shitting their pants over the possibility of a Democrat being replaced by a socialist.
I've been searching for the best analogy for Antifa to use in dumb social media arguments with people who don't understand the distinction between a practice and an organization.
I think it's yoga.
There are outfits you can buy, and books about it, and lots of people meet up to practice together.
I think it's yoga.
There are outfits you can buy, and books about it, and lots of people meet up to practice together.
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I've been searching for the best analogy for Antifa to use in dumb social media arguments with people who don't understand the distinction between a practice and an organization.
I think it's yoga.
There are outfits you can buy, and books about it, and lots of people meet up to practice together.
I think it's yoga.
There are outfits you can buy, and books about it, and lots of people meet up to practice together.
A surprisingly useful tool for adulthood is redirecting anhedonia into productivity.
If you're having a day where you don't enjoy doing anything, you might as well do something you never enjoy.
If you're having a day where you don't enjoy doing anything, you might as well do something you never enjoy.
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A surprisingly useful tool for adulthood is redirecting anhedonia into productivity.
If you're having a day where you don't enjoy doing anything, you might as well do something you never enjoy.
If you're having a day where you don't enjoy doing anything, you might as well do something you never enjoy.
Hot take: The left should just make a hard turn in support of 2nd Amendment absolutism.
I feel like a lot more people would get onboard with the whole "billionaires shouldn't exist" thing if we had to worry about Elon Musk getting fucked up on ketamine and launching a tactical nuclear strike.
I feel like a lot more people would get onboard with the whole "billionaires shouldn't exist" thing if we had to worry about Elon Musk getting fucked up on ketamine and launching a tactical nuclear strike.
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hot take: The left should just make a hard turn in support of 2nd Amendment absolutism.
I feel like a lot more people would get onboard with the whole "billionaires shouldn't exist" thing if we had to worry about Elon Musk getting fucked up on ketamine and launching a tactical nuclear strike.
I feel like a lot more people would get onboard with the whole "billionaires shouldn't exist" thing if we had to worry about Elon Musk getting fucked up on ketamine and launching a tactical nuclear strike.
There should be a service you can pay to put specific products into the banner ad feeds of loved ones so they can feel like they came up with a good gift idea without being told.
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There should be a service you can pay to put specific products into the banner ad feeds of loved ones so they can feel like they came up with a good gift idea without being told.
BlueSky, please nominate your choice for the second most "movie theater" food.
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
BlueSky, please nominate your choice for the second most "movie theater" food.
Working on my night cheese.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Working on my night cheese.
Pissing format reviews:
Seated- Comfortable. Relaxed. 8/10
Standing (urinal)- Efficient. Intuitive. 7/10
Standing (onto nature)- Grounding. Rustic. Delightful. 10/10
Standing (onto floor)- Fun but problematic. 4/10
Standing (into a porcelain bowl of water)- Splashy. Nonsense. Horrible. 0/10
Seated- Comfortable. Relaxed. 8/10
Standing (urinal)- Efficient. Intuitive. 7/10
Standing (onto nature)- Grounding. Rustic. Delightful. 10/10
Standing (onto floor)- Fun but problematic. 4/10
Standing (into a porcelain bowl of water)- Splashy. Nonsense. Horrible. 0/10
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Pissing format reviews:
Seated- Comfortable. Relaxed. 8/10
Standing (urinal)- Efficient. Intuitive. 7/10
Standing (onto nature)- Grounding. Rustic. Delightful. 10/10
Standing (onto floor)- Fun but problematic. 4/10
Standing (into a porcelain bowl of water)- Splashy. Nonsense. Horrible. 0/10
Seated- Comfortable. Relaxed. 8/10
Standing (urinal)- Efficient. Intuitive. 7/10
Standing (onto nature)- Grounding. Rustic. Delightful. 10/10
Standing (onto floor)- Fun but problematic. 4/10
Standing (into a porcelain bowl of water)- Splashy. Nonsense. Horrible. 0/10
It feels like an easy dot to connect to the question of "WTF is wrong with all the billionaires?"
Turns out human brains don't respond well to constantly and indiscriminately being told they're smart and correct.
Turns out human brains don't respond well to constantly and indiscriminately being told they're smart and correct.
“What an amazing and cogent insight. This is not just challenging accepted science, it’s completely redefining it.” 500 times a day.
September 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It feels like an easy dot to connect to the question of "WTF is wrong with all the billionaires?"
Turns out human brains don't respond well to constantly and indiscriminately being told they're smart and correct.
Turns out human brains don't respond well to constantly and indiscriminately being told they're smart and correct.
So, is the current theory that this guy was an extremely online leftist who just never posted any leftist shit online?
September 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So, is the current theory that this guy was an extremely online leftist who just never posted any leftist shit online?
It's an annoying idiosyncracy of language that Walgreens Pharmcy is open until 10pm, but Walgreens' pharmacy closes at 6pm on Saturday.
September 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's an annoying idiosyncracy of language that Walgreens Pharmcy is open until 10pm, but Walgreens' pharmacy closes at 6pm on Saturday.
Fresca is in the conversation for best soda, and it's the only one that's basically an onomatopoeia.
September 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fresca is in the conversation for best soda, and it's the only one that's basically an onomatopoeia.
It's weird how often clean, legible graphic design is a partisan issue.
August 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's weird how often clean, legible graphic design is a partisan issue.
IP was a mistake. No one should be compensated for producing art.
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
IP was a mistake. No one should be compensated for producing art.
The joke about how weird it is that Keith Richards is still alive has now been around longer than a lot of rock stars were.
July 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The joke about how weird it is that Keith Richards is still alive has now been around longer than a lot of rock stars were.
Bbq jackfruit pizza with duck eggs.
July 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Bbq jackfruit pizza with duck eggs.