Danimal
@danimalb23.bsky.social
Civil litigation attorney married to an impressively patient man. My suits are covered in dog hair.
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WAYS I USE MY TOILET, RANKED:
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February 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
WAYS I USE MY TOILET, RANKED:
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doctor: get ready to say "aah"
me: why are we on the roof
me: why are we on the roof
December 7, 2024 at 4:40 PM
doctor: get ready to say "aah"
me: why are we on the roof
me: why are we on the roof
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing
Husband: I’m too tired to move.
Will you come upstairs, find the remote, and hand it to me on the couch so I can turn on the game?
Me: *stays on the couch downstairs but texts him video clips of the game every 30 seconds.
Will you come upstairs, find the remote, and hand it to me on the couch so I can turn on the game?
Me: *stays on the couch downstairs but texts him video clips of the game every 30 seconds.
November 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Husband: I’m too tired to move.
Will you come upstairs, find the remote, and hand it to me on the couch so I can turn on the game?
Me: *stays on the couch downstairs but texts him video clips of the game every 30 seconds.
Will you come upstairs, find the remote, and hand it to me on the couch so I can turn on the game?
Me: *stays on the couch downstairs but texts him video clips of the game every 30 seconds.
