dani lamorte
@danilamorte.bsky.social
🌦️ PGH
📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
🌱 👁️ 🎞️ 🌕 anything that eats the sun
https://linktr.ee/danilamorte
pfp: Centa Schumacher
📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
🌱 👁️ 🎞️ 🌕 anything that eats the sun
https://linktr.ee/danilamorte
pfp: Centa Schumacher
I would like to thank my director, repression, for eliminating most of my speech therapy memories 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I would like to thank my director, repression, for eliminating most of my speech therapy memories 🙏
Like, I'm not happy or sad for you, honey. And I'm also not reading all that!
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Like, I'm not happy or sad for you, honey. And I'm also not reading all that!
Givin' em the ole reverse sour patch
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Givin' em the ole reverse sour patch
The cat sumo has been very popular with my formerly alley-dwelling angel.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The cat sumo has been very popular with my formerly alley-dwelling angel.
Ending NYT Lysistrata-style.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ending NYT Lysistrata-style.
An old man fails the "don't worry about teens fucking and just mind your business" challenge yet again. This time, with a side of medical fearmongering!
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
An old man fails the "don't worry about teens fucking and just mind your business" challenge yet again. This time, with a side of medical fearmongering!
Didn't even know Moby's d*ck had an account on here tbh. Wow.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Didn't even know Moby's d*ck had an account on here tbh. Wow.
Not right now, sweetie, mommy's burning bridges. (Already too many bridges in this city. Keep people in Dormont in Dormont!)
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not right now, sweetie, mommy's burning bridges. (Already too many bridges in this city. Keep people in Dormont in Dormont!)
I thought it was perfectly coy!
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I thought it was perfectly coy!
Do not let Europe control you this way
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Do not let Europe control you this way
"I was prizing Booker, but who was prizing me?" (early 2000s computer typing sounds)
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"I was prizing Booker, but who was prizing me?" (early 2000s computer typing sounds)