dani lamorte
@danilamorte.bsky.social
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📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
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📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
🌱 👁️ 🎞️ 🌕 anything that eats the sun
https://linktr.ee/danilamorte
pfp: Centa Schumacher
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not now kitten, mommy has tiger balm all over her hands
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
not now kitten, mommy has tiger balm all over her hands
It’s stunning how many people in writing subreddits think JK Rowling is a good writer.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s stunning how many people in writing subreddits think JK Rowling is a good writer.
"Anxiety" comes from the French "angoisse," meaning "to try."
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Anxiety" comes from the French "angoisse," meaning "to try."
I used to really hate holidays but, thanks to time and psychotherapy, I am now ambivalent about them 😌
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I used to really hate holidays but, thanks to time and psychotherapy, I am now ambivalent about them 😌
We need to investigate the overuse of cymbals in holiday parades.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We need to investigate the overuse of cymbals in holiday parades.
Pretty sure Minnie Mouse has had work done.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Pretty sure Minnie Mouse has had work done.
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Piracy this.
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Piracy this.
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
Ebooks that.
Why don't you ebook yourself an optometrist appointment and piracy about your eye health???
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do you think MikeCam is getting ready to come out to his family?
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
do you think MikeCam is getting ready to come out to his family?
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
I use tall crutches btw 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I use tall crutches btw 🤭
I don't think there is much aesthetic value in most writing advice, tbh.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't think there is much aesthetic value in most writing advice, tbh.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
Use as many adverbs as you'd like. Start sentences however. Punctuation, to hell.
I don't want to be famous, but I would like to be successful enough that I don't need a Linktree.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I don't want to be famous, but I would like to be successful enough that I don't need a Linktree.
Gonna be getting surgery. (For the vegans: soygery) Preparing my list of questions for the doctor.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Gonna be getting surgery. (For the vegans: soygery) Preparing my list of questions for the doctor.
Just heard someone pronounce “holidays” as “hawiday.” Vocalized /l/ is alive and vibrant!
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just heard someone pronounce “holidays” as “hawiday.” Vocalized /l/ is alive and vibrant!
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
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I like making my little research notes because I can write things like
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I like making my little research notes because I can write things like
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
"tbh the author has a paranoid Catholic worldview but there are a few good lines"
I don't think you should be allowed to comment on Instagram posts if your account is private, tbh.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't think you should be allowed to comment on Instagram posts if your account is private, tbh.
oh this day is not starting off casually, girlies 😬
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
oh this day is not starting off casually, girlies 😬
Not right now, honey, mommy is experiencing infantile rage when encountering the limits of her agency.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not right now, honey, mommy is experiencing infantile rage when encountering the limits of her agency.
I feel about Deleuze the way Hyacinth Bucket feels about the metric system:
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I feel about Deleuze the way Hyacinth Bucket feels about the metric system:
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
"I don't hold with [...] all that easy channel tunnel nonsense."
just read the worst thing i've read in a while ama
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
just read the worst thing i've read in a while ama