What the hell lmfao. The ending of Hazbin hotel season 2 was just the Lorax movie’s ending 😭😭😭 I’m crying
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
What the hell lmfao. The ending of Hazbin hotel season 2 was just the Lorax movie’s ending 😭😭😭 I’m crying
Officially shaving my head tomorrow after work!! 😎😎😎🥳🥳🥳
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Officially shaving my head tomorrow after work!! 😎😎😎🥳🥳🥳
Police officer: “sir, are you aware that the money you stole from that charity was supposed to help a sick child’s hospital bill?”
Me, who spent all that money at the casino:
Me, who spent all that money at the casino:
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Police officer: “sir, are you aware that the money you stole from that charity was supposed to help a sick child’s hospital bill?”
Me, who spent all that money at the casino:
Me, who spent all that money at the casino:
Cop: “Sir, are you aware that you just went 60 MPH on a school zone and hit 5 people, crashed into 3 trees and recklessly swerved onto opposite ends of traffic while drinking a 6 pack of beer and playing Clash Royale?”
Me:
Me:
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Cop: “Sir, are you aware that you just went 60 MPH on a school zone and hit 5 people, crashed into 3 trees and recklessly swerved onto opposite ends of traffic while drinking a 6 pack of beer and playing Clash Royale?”
Me:
Me:
Me when I turn on the news and see my unemployed son drunk driving away from the casino on a high speed chase with the police on a Tuesday afternoon
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me when I turn on the news and see my unemployed son drunk driving away from the casino on a high speed chase with the police on a Tuesday afternoon
When the cartel kidnapped my wife and children and said they’d return them if I don’t go out for drinks this weekend
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
When the cartel kidnapped my wife and children and said they’d return them if I don’t go out for drinks this weekend