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Daniel
@danielurb01.bsky.social
· Nov 18
*chimp noise*
Feeling very paternal towards my new coworker at my job and this one high schooler who shows up to my job and I tutor occasionally with their homework and help them with their story writing and reviewing their work before they present it
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Feeling very paternal towards my new coworker at my job and this one high schooler who shows up to my job and I tutor occasionally with their homework and help them with their story writing and reviewing their work before they present it
"You drank 15 beers! Do you really believe that you're fit to drive the car with your friends to the casino?"
My friends in the car with me behind the wheel:
My friends in the car with me behind the wheel:
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"You drank 15 beers! Do you really believe that you're fit to drive the car with your friends to the casino?"
My friends in the car with me behind the wheel:
My friends in the car with me behind the wheel:
Me: “Damn these drinks at the bar are weak as well”
Also me:
Also me:
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Me: “Damn these drinks at the bar are weak as well”
Also me:
Also me:
Me training the new girl at my job today
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January 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Me training the new girl at my job today
In a more serious note I should probably lock in and use my money for some actual good things in life like helping my family financially and hopefully my mom and I can make that homeowner dream a reality either this year or the next
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In a more serious note I should probably lock in and use my money for some actual good things in life like helping my family financially and hopefully my mom and I can make that homeowner dream a reality either this year or the next
Dude it’s awesome but mind boggling to think about how chimpanzees and penguins have probably never met. They aren’t aware of each other’s existence
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Dude it’s awesome but mind boggling to think about how chimpanzees and penguins have probably never met. They aren’t aware of each other’s existence
Only 8 days into 2026 and I’ve already said “Lol” 7,233 times 😶🌫️
January 8, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Only 8 days into 2026 and I’ve already said “Lol” 7,233 times 😶🌫️
You know what…maybe it’s good…that people say…I remind them of… him 😈😈😈
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January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
You know what…maybe it’s good…that people say…I remind them of… him 😈😈😈
Me when The Mandalorian and Grogu movie trailer played in theaters….
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Me when The Mandalorian and Grogu movie trailer played in theaters….
Almost done watching this and it’s not looking so good…
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Almost done watching this and it’s not looking so good…
This is probably one of the most touching and emotional reviews I’ve seen on Letterboxd. It crossed my mind randomly today. Idk, there’s just something so beautiful about her finding herself though this movie 🏳️⚧️
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is probably one of the most touching and emotional reviews I’ve seen on Letterboxd. It crossed my mind randomly today. Idk, there’s just something so beautiful about her finding herself though this movie 🏳️⚧️
Just remembered that The Owl House and Amphibia are actually over and there’s nothing I can do about it………
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January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Just remembered that The Owl House and Amphibia are actually over and there’s nothing I can do about it………
I asked my wife if she wanted to participate in “Dry January” with me this year. She replied “Just January? With you, it’s dry all year round!”
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I asked my wife if she wanted to participate in “Dry January” with me this year. She replied “Just January? With you, it’s dry all year round!”
I remember when I was in college taking a screenwriting class and this girl in my class was writing a story set in modern day and she said it was a comedy but the “jokes” were all just modern pop culture references and this was all I could think of
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I remember when I was in college taking a screenwriting class and this girl in my class was writing a story set in modern day and she said it was a comedy but the “jokes” were all just modern pop culture references and this was all I could think of
My friend and I leaving the bar after 30 beers wondering how we’re gonna get to the casino
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My friend and I leaving the bar after 30 beers wondering how we’re gonna get to the casino
Confirmed Barcade hangout with friends tomorrow
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January 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Confirmed Barcade hangout with friends tomorrow
Why’d I get invited to a Hazbin hotel rave in AUSTRALIA
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Why’d I get invited to a Hazbin hotel rave in AUSTRALIA
How I would have written the ending to stranger things a thread (🧵) more below…
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
How I would have written the ending to stranger things a thread (🧵) more below…
Got back on the beli app…..
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Got back on the beli app…..
I’ve been telling people this for YEARS and nobody believes me!! 😔😔😔
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I’ve been telling people this for YEARS and nobody believes me!! 😔😔😔
Wait….this all blends in beautifully….
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Wait….this all blends in beautifully….
I don’t know I’m still messed up after some stuff. Luckily I didn’t drink. God damn man I had never felt the need to ever in my life want to punch someone but seeing creepy men surround my friend and try to take advantage of her freaked our group and I out so much Jesus Christ
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I don’t know I’m still messed up after some stuff. Luckily I didn’t drink. God damn man I had never felt the need to ever in my life want to punch someone but seeing creepy men surround my friend and try to take advantage of her freaked our group and I out so much Jesus Christ