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Daniel
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What the hell lmfao. The ending of Hazbin hotel season 2 was just the Lorax movie’s ending 😭😭😭 I’m crying
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just seen one of my customers from my job who lives in upper east side in my area of jackson heights queens
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just got out of an early screening of Rental Family with a QnA with the director and Brendan Fraser. Damn dude didn’t think I’d cry as much 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Officially shaving my head tomorrow after work!! 😎😎😎🥳🥳🥳
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Giving this to someone at work today that pisses me off….
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
‼️‼️‼️‼️🐒🐒🐒🐒BONUS‼️‼️‼️🐒🐒🐒 I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Okay it seems to be that way forever now 😭 I now have 7 bars that are free for me….
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
THE DISCO ROOM IS ALL MINE!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Forgot to mention I got 3 strikes today….
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I ended up going…realizing that this will be the closest thing I will have to celebrating thanksgiving with people I know 🙂‍↕️
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I think it’s funny that the only reason people know this game is from its haunting music from that one level
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Police officer: “sir, are you aware that the money you stole from that charity was supposed to help a sick child’s hospital bill?”

Me, who spent all that money at the casino:
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Cop: “Sir, are you aware that you just went 60 MPH on a school zone and hit 5 people, crashed into 3 trees and recklessly swerved onto opposite ends of traffic while drinking a 6 pack of beer and playing Clash Royale?”

Me:
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
IT’S TODAY!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Feels so weird being at a regal theater for the first time in over a year
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Was drunk until I saw this. Dude what the hell 😭😭😭 why are they building a canes chicken in my area wtf this got me so off guard I sobered up so quick omg
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It’s crazy how theiure is litedally nothing I can do to help this person because we pureactually did care foir each other at some poibt but like now theyre resortoing to so much crime pomg i feel so bad….they do not deserved to ve loiving like this 😖
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Girl at the bar approached me and asked if I was a wolf in Edward’s wolf pack in twilight ?? 😭😭 now she’s talking tpo me about twilight okay? LMFAO
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That’s right I got 3 strikes !
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I just saved so much money omg what a steal!
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me when I turn on the news and see my unemployed son drunk driving away from the casino on a high speed chase with the police on a Tuesday afternoon
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
These are the same movie and that’s actually awesome as hell. Illuminations most underrated film 😭 imma rewatch it right now for the first time in 2 years omg…
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
THIS BOOK IS SO FUNNY LMFAOO
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When the cartel kidnapped my wife and children and said they’d return them if I don’t go out for drinks this weekend
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM