Danielle
@daniellie.bsky.social
Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Pinned
Pretty bold of Melissa Etheridge to demand we come to her window and she wasn’t even home.
Bless me father for I have sinned. It’s been about 30 years since my last confession.
I think Welcome to Derry sucks.
I think Welcome to Derry sucks.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Bless me father for I have sinned. It’s been about 30 years since my last confession.
I think Welcome to Derry sucks.
I think Welcome to Derry sucks.
I need to make a shelf of books I intend to read, starting with most sincere.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I need to make a shelf of books I intend to read, starting with most sincere.
What’s the secret to having your house smell like baked apples all the time? It’s not having a cat, isn’t it?
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What’s the secret to having your house smell like baked apples all the time? It’s not having a cat, isn’t it?
Pretty sick that we as a society just accept the barbaric treatment of Mrs. Pumpkineater.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Pretty sick that we as a society just accept the barbaric treatment of Mrs. Pumpkineater.
If made in 2025, the famous line from Forrest Gump would be, “Life is like a Lyft ride, you never know what you’re going to get.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If made in 2025, the famous line from Forrest Gump would be, “Life is like a Lyft ride, you never know what you’re going to get.”
How’s your work day going?
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
How’s your work day going?
Coolest homework assignment ever?
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Coolest homework assignment ever?
What time is the public execution of whoever came up with this thrillionaires jingle?
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What time is the public execution of whoever came up with this thrillionaires jingle?
Thanks to modern technology I know my ups driver has been outside a local pizza place for the past hour.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Thanks to modern technology I know my ups driver has been outside a local pizza place for the past hour.
Super frustrating that eating typically involves leaving the house.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Super frustrating that eating typically involves leaving the house.
Vivaldi was the GOAT. Fight me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Vivaldi was the GOAT. Fight me.
Wish Pennsylvania was “Unfettered.”
notable but not surprising that Fetterman chose Fox & Friends as the place to promote his new book
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wish Pennsylvania was “Unfettered.”
If this TV were so smart it wouldn’t have to ask if I want to continue watching hit 90s gameshow Supermarket Sweep.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If this TV were so smart it wouldn’t have to ask if I want to continue watching hit 90s gameshow Supermarket Sweep.
I don’t care how great an athlete he is, please stop referring to other human beings as, “studs.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don’t care how great an athlete he is, please stop referring to other human beings as, “studs.”
Eating gelato while using a heating pad because these are chaotic times.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Eating gelato while using a heating pad because these are chaotic times.
Lost Whamageddon on November 10th.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lost Whamageddon on November 10th.
Thinking about the episode of full house where the girls punch a hole in their dad’s wall while trying on his dress shirts, in case you were wondering how things are going.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thinking about the episode of full house where the girls punch a hole in their dad’s wall while trying on his dress shirts, in case you were wondering how things are going.
Reposted by Danielle
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
Can’t wait to see who I’ll vote for instead of Fetterman.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Can’t wait to see who I’ll vote for instead of Fetterman.
“Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.”
Jason Schwartzman peaked in Rushmore.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.”
Jason Schwartzman peaked in Rushmore.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Jason Schwartzman peaked in Rushmore.
Look at Michael Shannon making people give a shit about James Garfield.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Look at Michael Shannon making people give a shit about James Garfield.
It’s the era of, “That person you vaguely remember being a social media comedian now has an HBO show.”
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It’s the era of, “That person you vaguely remember being a social media comedian now has an HBO show.”
Proud to live in a country where his name is Waldo.
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Proud to live in a country where his name is Waldo.