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Danielle
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Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.

DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
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Where’d everyone go?
Lincoln financial field completely empty but all of the lights are on.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Guys…
A woman on the show supermarket sweep whose name tag reads Velveeta.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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He’s a little banged up but looks like Fetterman will make a full recovery.
A bald man looking disgruntled in the film weird science. He also looks a lot like John Fetterman.
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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One of the craziest film journeys I’ve ever taken.
A poster for the film Eddington. Joaquin Phoenix dressed as a sheriff with a white hats argues with Pedro pascal who appears on fire. The image is derived from the Pink Floyd cover of Wish You Were Here.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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How’s your work day going?
A gigantic statue of Jason kelce dressed as a number standing across a large empty room.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Coolest homework assignment ever?
A reading comprehension test for a 4th grader based on the story of Mark and Scott Kelly and their historic space study.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Lost Whamageddon on November 10th.
George Michael chases a woman in the snow for the music video to Last Christmas.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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If I were a bird.
A single pigeon sits on an electrical line stretched accross a blue sky streaked with clouds.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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2025
Trump stands to the left by his desk completely devoid of concern for the man on the ground being attended by every other human in the room.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The 90s were brutal for human hair.
A man with short grey hair stands between a man on the left who has a long brown mullet with the short front parted to the side. The woman on the right has a bob so short you can see way too much of the undercut at the base of her neck. Her bangs are also voluminous but you can’t quite tell from this angle.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This cat looks like its eyes were filled in with MS paint.
An orange and brown striped cat with turquoise eyes. I shit you not they’re unreal.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Guess we’re doomed for a 3rd term 😭😆
A campaign sign on a metal fence that says “save Philly Fire Krasner! Pat Dugan for district attorney.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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The kid who looks like his head is going to explode
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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New week new text scam.
A text message purporting to be Amazon asking me to click a link in order to request a refund because the seller is no good.
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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You can gauge how my news viewing is going.
Two shelves full of various popmart toys.
November 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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This is my life.
A secret ID labubu sitting on the shoulder of a plastic skeleton wearing an eyeglasses and mustache disguise.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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It’s our time, Thanksgiving freaks!
Me wearing a hat shaped like a cooked turkey.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Leaf of the day.
An autumnal leaf laying on the ground. It is almost circular with deep red on the outside edges, fading to a purplish brown then green and right back into red in the middle.
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Before the meltdown.
The same child wearing a Ben Franklin costume from the original photo but now he has a hat on and is standing happily in a red wagon.
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This is how I imagine Ben Franklin looked after a long night out.
A 3-year-old boy dressed in a Ben Franklin Halloween costume stands with his hands dangling and mouth agape, staring into the sky.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“What are you gunna do? Knock my block off?” 🫠
A storefront window showing the small clown from killer klowns from outer space. He wears red boxing gloves and various Philly and Halloween related items. They are also surrounded by tons of Halloween/scary movie references.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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So we meet again.
A cartoon pickle on the side of a white delivery truck. It has large googly eyes and a wide smile.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Having a 9-year-old right now is like…
A steamed up bathroom mirror with “NO 6777” written on it.
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Guys I just wanted a cute picture of my Halloween Labubus 😭🫣
A purple labubu with a black and orange bow hangs next to a grey labubu in a pumpkin outfit. Behind them in a tree trunk with a hole that closely resembles gentiles.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Leaf of the day.
A leaf with 3 points at the top. It’s bright yellow in the lower left side which fades to orange then deep red with tannish brown over the whole thing.
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM