Tiny man, big ideas
@danieljperafan.bsky.social
Hustler, innovator, beta male
*trying to get money from Mr beast*
"I need a tiny butthole operation can anyone help???"
"I need a tiny butthole operation can anyone help???"
January 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
*trying to get money from Mr beast*
"I need a tiny butthole operation can anyone help???"
"I need a tiny butthole operation can anyone help???"
My day is ruined
January 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
My day is ruined
As extreme weather becomes the norm. We'll spend more time indoors, I have been preparing for this my entire life.
January 16, 2024 at 4:42 PM
As extreme weather becomes the norm. We'll spend more time indoors, I have been preparing for this my entire life.
If you've never tried to k yourself, I don't want to hear your opinion on the election
January 15, 2024 at 3:10 PM
If you've never tried to k yourself, I don't want to hear your opinion on the election
It's so funny that russian communism was like, " we are sick and tired of these rulers with absolute unchecked power!!!!!!! We're gonna make a classless society!!! Everyone is equal except for one person who we hand absolute unchecked power to!!"
January 14, 2024 at 3:49 PM
It's so funny that russian communism was like, " we are sick and tired of these rulers with absolute unchecked power!!!!!!! We're gonna make a classless society!!! Everyone is equal except for one person who we hand absolute unchecked power to!!"
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$23 million cut for CUNY, libraries closed, but 600 new cops plus subway-patrolling robots — love this world
January 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
$23 million cut for CUNY, libraries closed, but 600 new cops plus subway-patrolling robots — love this world
Nah you not telling me climate change is this much of an issue when you can't even stop cruise ships.
January 12, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Nah you not telling me climate change is this much of an issue when you can't even stop cruise ships.
Me awkward
January 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Me awkward
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People over 30 get into relationships, less for love and more to get a friend
January 6, 2024 at 3:47 PM
People over 30 get into relationships, less for love and more to get a friend
Breaking news : the Comedy of a new study in a chair that is explained to him is a good time to be on LOS And the other girl that I am not sure I could say I would do anything to make sure I have to pretend that you are not the only way he can
Breaking news: How is a very nice guy who has a great experience and is very funny about the story and I love that you are a good person to know who is doing well with your life in a way of that and we will do that you have a great job
December 31, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Breaking news : the Comedy of a new study in a chair that is explained to him is a good time to be on LOS And the other girl that I am not sure I could say I would do anything to make sure I have to pretend that you are not the only way he can
My body is a temple it's being investigated by the Chinese communist party for seditious acts.
December 23, 2023 at 1:32 AM
My body is a temple it's being investigated by the Chinese communist party for seditious acts.
When you haven't had a snack in an hour
December 19, 2023 at 2:45 PM
When you haven't had a snack in an hour
waking up early on a Sunday morning in NYC is a blessing, the neighborhood is silent, the streets bare of people, a quiet so thick you can hear the crunch of the leaves when you walk outside. The only thing that will make this better is the sweet drum solo I'm about to rip.
December 17, 2023 at 2:19 PM
waking up early on a Sunday morning in NYC is a blessing, the neighborhood is silent, the streets bare of people, a quiet so thick you can hear the crunch of the leaves when you walk outside. The only thing that will make this better is the sweet drum solo I'm about to rip.
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Pardon the sincerity, but I hope y’all are having a really nice holiday season.
December 17, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Pardon the sincerity, but I hope y’all are having a really nice holiday season.
Fuck around and read a book
December 16, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Fuck around and read a book
our armed service members can be killed defending our freedoms but they can't have a drag show on base??? The tyrant King George is loving this shit.
December 16, 2023 at 1:37 AM
our armed service members can be killed defending our freedoms but they can't have a drag show on base??? The tyrant King George is loving this shit.
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“turned out” is doing a lot of work here
December 15, 2023 at 2:37 PM
“turned out” is doing a lot of work here
sucks I turned out to be a goofus and not a gallant
December 15, 2023 at 2:32 PM
sucks I turned out to be a goofus and not a gallant
I put butter in soda for flavor
December 6, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I put butter in soda for flavor
They expelled our first Bangladeshi congressman smh
December 1, 2023 at 4:11 PM
They expelled our first Bangladeshi congressman smh
*AA meeting*
speaker - I lost 9 friends to alcohol in 6 months.
me- a bunch of friends stopped speaking to me too.
speaker - they died of liver disease.
me- **BOW TIE SPINS**
speaker - I lost 9 friends to alcohol in 6 months.
me- a bunch of friends stopped speaking to me too.
speaker - they died of liver disease.
me- **BOW TIE SPINS**
November 25, 2023 at 5:22 PM
*AA meeting*
speaker - I lost 9 friends to alcohol in 6 months.
me- a bunch of friends stopped speaking to me too.
speaker - they died of liver disease.
me- **BOW TIE SPINS**
speaker - I lost 9 friends to alcohol in 6 months.
me- a bunch of friends stopped speaking to me too.
speaker - they died of liver disease.
me- **BOW TIE SPINS**
I don't know either, but it sounds like Gen z slang.
what the hell is fizz
November 20, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I don't know either, but it sounds like Gen z slang.
Finding out your neighbor is cheating is so stressful. You could snitch or be weighed down by this lie. Slowly, having it eat away at you, sowing seeds of doubt into your own relationship. Either that or have a conversation with someone else for a few minutes [shivers]
November 17, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Finding out your neighbor is cheating is so stressful. You could snitch or be weighed down by this lie. Slowly, having it eat away at you, sowing seeds of doubt into your own relationship. Either that or have a conversation with someone else for a few minutes [shivers]
Joining a nudist colony so I could feel a part of something.
November 15, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Joining a nudist colony so I could feel a part of something.