i need a fairy godmother who hides my phone every time i take adderall and feel the urge to message everyone who i've ever felt close to
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i need a fairy godmother who hides my phone every time i take adderall and feel the urge to message everyone who i've ever felt close to
these days I'm tempted to make the grammar of even my most professional documents slightly amateur just to demonstrate that I did not in fact Ch*tGPT the whole thing
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
these days I'm tempted to make the grammar of even my most professional documents slightly amateur just to demonstrate that I did not in fact Ch*tGPT the whole thing
the strength of fear is wild bc you can be in your lowest of lows and it will still tell you not to change out of fear it could be worse
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the strength of fear is wild bc you can be in your lowest of lows and it will still tell you not to change out of fear it could be worse
am I getting wiser with age or more skilled with rationalizations
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
am I getting wiser with age or more skilled with rationalizations
to all chamorus, micronesians, and other PI’s to whom this resonates…
the generosity your ancestors instilled in your heart truly makes you special in the context of the rest of the world. be careful out there not to be taken advantage of. and may all your giving come back to you many times over 🧧
the generosity your ancestors instilled in your heart truly makes you special in the context of the rest of the world. be careful out there not to be taken advantage of. and may all your giving come back to you many times over 🧧
August 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
to all chamorus, micronesians, and other PI’s to whom this resonates…
the generosity your ancestors instilled in your heart truly makes you special in the context of the rest of the world. be careful out there not to be taken advantage of. and may all your giving come back to you many times over 🧧
the generosity your ancestors instilled in your heart truly makes you special in the context of the rest of the world. be careful out there not to be taken advantage of. and may all your giving come back to you many times over 🧧
gådao bless pasifika bradda man
July 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
gådao bless pasifika bradda man
homeroom is a whole scam. college students and stoners pls let the economy do what it needs to do w this one.
July 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
homeroom is a whole scam. college students and stoners pls let the economy do what it needs to do w this one.
ppl don’t age out of making art as much as they age out of the time they need to make art
March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
ppl don’t age out of making art as much as they age out of the time they need to make art
i’m starting to think that one of the main reasons that music is so highly valued in the western world (myself included) is because we don’t have any other socially accepted grieving practices
March 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i’m starting to think that one of the main reasons that music is so highly valued in the western world (myself included) is because we don’t have any other socially accepted grieving practices
flipping off the camera as a go-to camera pose is boring and unoriginal. change my mind
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
flipping off the camera as a go-to camera pose is boring and unoriginal. change my mind
we need latte stone-shaped coupe classes for cocktails. how is this not a thing yet
February 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
we need latte stone-shaped coupe classes for cocktails. how is this not a thing yet
i finally understand the tokyo banana hype
February 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i finally understand the tokyo banana hype
no grammy for bigboihums huh
February 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
no grammy for bigboihums huh
before anyone talks about the loneliness epidemic i need to hear about their relationship with accountability
February 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
before anyone talks about the loneliness epidemic i need to hear about their relationship with accountability
japanese customs officer asked me if i have hamburger in my luggage. my american aura is apodictic
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
japanese customs officer asked me if i have hamburger in my luggage. my american aura is apodictic
experiencing something interesting re: memory
January 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
experiencing something interesting re: memory
have we had any good music artists who also play the keyboard recently? seems like a lost archetype but somebody correct me
January 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
have we had any good music artists who also play the keyboard recently? seems like a lost archetype but somebody correct me
just remembered how sexy it is to watch someone husk a coconut 😮💨
December 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
just remembered how sexy it is to watch someone husk a coconut 😮💨
I need to know the artist-to-DJ ratio in every modern city
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I need to know the artist-to-DJ ratio in every modern city
distractions are life’s fast-forward button
December 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
distractions are life’s fast-forward button
this is absolutely quirky white person behavior
dear everyone: please stop adding “punk” to the end of things to try and make it a genre
I have just learned of the existence of "hopepunk" as a genre and now I need someone to run over me with a car.
December 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
this is absolutely quirky white person behavior
spam being what it is to the culture makes for a spectacularly guilt-free cooking experience
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 PM
spam being what it is to the culture makes for a spectacularly guilt-free cooking experience
ngl the numb & spicy hotpot ones fuck
November 24, 2024 at 9:29 AM
ngl the numb & spicy hotpot ones fuck
nothing like a rick & morty graphic tee to make a man look both 40 and 14 years old at the same time
November 23, 2024 at 10:11 PM
nothing like a rick & morty graphic tee to make a man look both 40 and 14 years old at the same time