DHops
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DHops
@danhoppe.bsky.social
Needed a place to consume Lions hot takes and marvel content without the fascism.
The eagles have false started on each Tush Push snap in the fourth quarter and not a single flag on it.
September 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Incredibly accurate Duke representation on White Lotus tonight, except whatever accents Lucius Malfoy and Parker Posey were trying to work their way through.
February 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Two teens doing more to fight the administration than the entire Democratic Party.
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Feb 12
Two students challenging New Hampshire's ban on transgender athletes participating on girls sports teams will now fight President Donald Trump's executive order, "Keeping Men Out of Women's Sports," after a judge approved their request Wednesday.
N.H. teens to fight Trump order on trans athletes
A 15-year-old soccer player and 14-year-old tennis player who are challenging New Hampshire's ban on transgender athletes on girls sports teams will now fight President Trump's executive order "Keeping Men Out of Women's Sports."
spr.ly
February 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Isn't this actually what the Democrats are doing? Where's the satire...
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like the scorebug…🤷‍♂️
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
How many supervillains would see what the government has become and be like “nah that’s too much”? I’m pretty sure Doom and Magneto would draw a line. Red Skull, not so much…
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Has Carrie Underwood done anything in the past 10 years other than the occasional lyric change for Sunday Night Football?
January 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Everyone says Ben Johnson should save plays for different games, but maybe Aaron Glenn is just saving his good defense for a bigger game...
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Apparently water polo translates well into throwing a football into a giant Dr Pepper can.
December 7, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Spotify wrapped is so skewed against songs from the end of the year. Give it another month and Defying Gravity might hit my top 5
December 4, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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let’s make this a 5 day weekend. they can’t fire all of us
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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If I’m Ryan Day I think I sneak it out of the stadium now. Just tell an assistant you have to take a piss and get in your car and never come back
November 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
So we’re just not calling holding now?
November 28, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Dog just puked on my lucky Lions shirt. I remain undeterred by this.
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Not warning the members of your gym that your showers are going to be closed for almost a week until they are already closed is the sort of customer service you can expect from FFC I guess.
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
As a Tesla lessor, I am one of those who now has an unfavorable view. The fact that my seat adjusters suddenly stopped working didn’t help.
Overall, those with an unfavorable view of Tesla climbed from 26% in January to 38% this week. That's an increase of 46% for the stats geeks out there.
November 27, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Doing my biometric testing for my health insurance and measuring my height.

Nurse: a little over 73 inches, so that’s…6’3”?

Me: Yes, yes I’m definitely 6’3”
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Proof that you can have a stadium with windows that doesn’t blind players for half a game.
November 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Is Montgomery injured? His pads are sitting in the bench without him in them…
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Seeing it in person, I can tell you Vildor is struggling in man. Feel like we’re gonna see a lot more zone from the Lions.
November 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Ok players are disappearing into the number and line overlay in the snow
November 22, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Very excited for the snow angel celebration if anyone can actually score a TD this half…fuck it, do it on a FG too.
November 22, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Getting a haircut today. Going with this strategy.
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
So glad my gym raised rates by like $30 a month so they could fund the much needed improvements of…moving the training check in desk so they could add more consultation desks smh.
November 19, 2024 at 12:09 PM