Noodle (they/them)
@dangerhissy.bsky.social
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married, mixed race, queer bleeding-heart, anticensorship, neurodivergent, nerdy, proship, lefty.
Yorkshire expat.
Run-on expletive laden sentences abound. #Fandom - 3 laws safe
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married, mixed race, queer bleeding-heart, anticensorship, neurodivergent, nerdy, proship, lefty.
Yorkshire expat.
Run-on expletive laden sentences abound. #Fandom - 3 laws safe
🐘@Dangerhissy.mas.to
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a cartoon man with a beard is talking to a woman .
Alt: The Road to El Dorado quote gif "Stars. Can't do it. Not today."
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I am NOT team follow back. If we moot, cool, but I have no expectations. I curate based on vibes, the stars (/s), and if your combination of weirdness, humor, interests and politics plays well with mine. Don't take it personally, we don't know each other well enough for it to be personal
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
I am gonna need the person at the FBI who is writing the cover up stories to read a different detective novel than the one the devoured in middle school where the killer carved his message onto bullet casings, you know, for variety
(Disclaimer; For legal reasons this is a joke...)
(Disclaimer; For legal reasons this is a joke...)
September 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am gonna need the person at the FBI who is writing the cover up stories to read a different detective novel than the one the devoured in middle school where the killer carved his message onto bullet casings, you know, for variety
(Disclaimer; For legal reasons this is a joke...)
(Disclaimer; For legal reasons this is a joke...)
Getting intermittent "SSL handshake failed error code 525" on #AO3 with lag. If you're also here because you noticed slowness or failure to connect: this is your reminder to always load an entire fic before you start reading so you don't get caught by the next chapter not loading in case of issues
August 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Getting intermittent "SSL handshake failed error code 525" on #AO3 with lag. If you're also here because you noticed slowness or failure to connect: this is your reminder to always load an entire fic before you start reading so you don't get caught by the next chapter not loading in case of issues
I cannot possibly be the first nerd with a hyperfixation interest on potions and alchemy to want to make a MTG deck around this theme, that is not statistically possible, this game is thirty years old
So why the fuck is there literally only one reddit post on this topic?
So why the fuck is there literally only one reddit post on this topic?
August 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I cannot possibly be the first nerd with a hyperfixation interest on potions and alchemy to want to make a MTG deck around this theme, that is not statistically possible, this game is thirty years old
So why the fuck is there literally only one reddit post on this topic?
So why the fuck is there literally only one reddit post on this topic?
TOTD: The "bisexual means same and different not male and female" to "I'm queer because I do not have the time, patience, or crayons to explain this to you" pipeline is real
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
TOTD: The "bisexual means same and different not male and female" to "I'm queer because I do not have the time, patience, or crayons to explain this to you" pipeline is real
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I guess “White Party” was just too on the nose?
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I guess “White Party” was just too on the nose?
<Insert oBRITglatory treason/ungrateful colonials/what a waste of perfectly good tea joke here>
a fireworks display with the words " let freedom ring " below it
Alt: a fireworks display with the words " let freedom ring " below it
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July 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
<Insert oBRITglatory treason/ungrateful colonials/what a waste of perfectly good tea joke here>
Anyone know how to reliably root a pixel 7a? If they're trying to force AI as a security update then I'm no longer concerned about breaking what I have left of the warranty so I don't have to have that
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June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Anyone know how to reliably root a pixel 7a? If they're trying to force AI as a security update then I'm no longer concerned about breaking what I have left of the warranty so I don't have to have that
Seeing as windows have decided to break their own toy, anyone know of something like Ghost that can create a SRP that won't delete itself after 60 days on Windows 11 (24h2) since this patch tuesday release?
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June 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Seeing as windows have decided to break their own toy, anyone know of something like Ghost that can create a SRP that won't delete itself after 60 days on Windows 11 (24h2) since this patch tuesday release?
If you're able to call a man who started the morning with one name by a completely different name because he stood on a balcony and told you he picked his new one, then I don't wanna hear shit about how not deadnaming trans people is hard from now on
May 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you're able to call a man who started the morning with one name by a completely different name because he stood on a balcony and told you he picked his new one, then I don't wanna hear shit about how not deadnaming trans people is hard from now on
The Pope should "avoid appearing to take sides in these old ideological battles"
With your whole ass chest? At your big age? And you were paid to write this?
With your whole ass chest? At your big age? And you were paid to write this?
"Whoever the cardinals choose to be the next pope would be well advised to avoid appearing to take sides in these old ideological battles," Matt Malone writes. wapo.st/3EWCxNI
Opinion | The next pope should be more accepting of free markets
As pontiff, Francis focused too much on the weaknesses of Western capitalism.
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May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The Pope should "avoid appearing to take sides in these old ideological battles"
With your whole ass chest? At your big age? And you were paid to write this?
With your whole ass chest? At your big age? And you were paid to write this?
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Honestly, just between you and me, if I was trying to make an insane point about how boys "prefer digital characters to real women" I would not be using as an example the one recent RPG game whose fandom is (relatively) extremely queer and female demographically.
May 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Honestly, just between you and me, if I was trying to make an insane point about how boys "prefer digital characters to real women" I would not be using as an example the one recent RPG game whose fandom is (relatively) extremely queer and female demographically.
Correction: "being part of the queer leftist progressive ✨HP✨ fandom"
The fact that you had to put words in my mouth out of context after I had already said in that thread that I don't support her, to make me your strawman, just proves you're an idiot.
The fact that you had to put words in my mouth out of context after I had already said in that thread that I don't support her, to make me your strawman, just proves you're an idiot.
being part of the "queer lefty progressive part of the [rowling] fandom" is still helping rowling fund this bullshit. By being part of a fandom you promote the thing you endlessly talk about; at best you are free publicity and you keep those spaces alive
just stop waving around your plastic wands
just stop waving around your plastic wands
The thing is, it is so easy to exist in the queer lefty progressive parts of the fandom without sending a penny her way. It's really not either/or, and anyone claiming it is, is either an idiot or a liar imo.
April 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Correction: "being part of the queer leftist progressive ✨HP✨ fandom"
The fact that you had to put words in my mouth out of context after I had already said in that thread that I don't support her, to make me your strawman, just proves you're an idiot.
The fact that you had to put words in my mouth out of context after I had already said in that thread that I don't support her, to make me your strawman, just proves you're an idiot.
If you had a problem with a black Snape and not with a short Hagrid, I hate to break it to you but your concerns were not about authenticity to the source material.
Also fuck JK I hope the entire thing flops
Also fuck JK I hope the entire thing flops
April 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you had a problem with a black Snape and not with a short Hagrid, I hate to break it to you but your concerns were not about authenticity to the source material.
Also fuck JK I hope the entire thing flops
Also fuck JK I hope the entire thing flops
Weren't technically at Hands Off (because I'm an immigrant and I don't fancy being deported) but we wandered around in thematically appropriate clothes to do some touristy stuff in that area.
April 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Weren't technically at Hands Off (because I'm an immigrant and I don't fancy being deported) but we wandered around in thematically appropriate clothes to do some touristy stuff in that area.
Another one probably a bot @david0012.bsky.com who only seems to follow afabs, no posts and drops into DMs uninvited. You know the drill. Block and move on.
March 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Another one probably a bot @david0012.bsky.com who only seems to follow afabs, no posts and drops into DMs uninvited. You know the drill. Block and move on.
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March 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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March 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My reading sorted!
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My reading sorted!
So, er, I have a question?
What's the difference between an MMORPG and a Walking Sim?
Asking for er, the characters I rolled slow before I realized how annoying walking can be in WoW and BG3
What's the difference between an MMORPG and a Walking Sim?
Asking for er, the characters I rolled slow before I realized how annoying walking can be in WoW and BG3
March 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So, er, I have a question?
What's the difference between an MMORPG and a Walking Sim?
Asking for er, the characters I rolled slow before I realized how annoying walking can be in WoW and BG3
What's the difference between an MMORPG and a Walking Sim?
Asking for er, the characters I rolled slow before I realized how annoying walking can be in WoW and BG3
Seven planets in the sky and then I get in the car after work and Carry On Wayward Son is the first song to play
I am going FUCKING NOWHERE this weekend
/jk
I am going FUCKING NOWHERE this weekend
/jk
February 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Seven planets in the sky and then I get in the car after work and Carry On Wayward Son is the first song to play
I am going FUCKING NOWHERE this weekend
/jk
I am going FUCKING NOWHERE this weekend
/jk
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You GUYYYYSSSSSSS
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
2025 Governors Ball US Army - "Do You Hear the People Sing" BRILLIANT TRUMP TROLLING!
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February 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You GUYYYYSSSSSSS
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
Anyone else seeing EXACTLY this EVERYWHERE (+/- spelling errors)?
"Why are people are mad about DOGE? You are mad at the person that auditing your bank and find the bank has been stealing your money, and you're angry at the auditor. Why?"
Yeah...🔗https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect
"Why are people are mad about DOGE? You are mad at the person that auditing your bank and find the bank has been stealing your money, and you're angry at the auditor. Why?"
Yeah...🔗https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect
Illusory truth effect - Wikipedia
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February 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Anyone else seeing EXACTLY this EVERYWHERE (+/- spelling errors)?
"Why are people are mad about DOGE? You are mad at the person that auditing your bank and find the bank has been stealing your money, and you're angry at the auditor. Why?"
Yeah...🔗https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect
"Why are people are mad about DOGE? You are mad at the person that auditing your bank and find the bank has been stealing your money, and you're angry at the auditor. Why?"
Yeah...🔗https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_truth_effect
Gender?
Nah, I'm non-practicing
Nah, I'm non-practicing
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Gender?
Nah, I'm non-practicing
Nah, I'm non-practicing
Er... *checks notes* History of violence. Um, *shuffles papers* Shouldn't have resisted... Must have been drugs in his system....
(Am I doing this right? It's my first time)
(Am I doing this right? It's my first time)
Matthew W. Huttle, 42, of Hobart, Indiana, who received a pardon from former Trump for his involvement in the January 6 Capitol breach, was fatally shot by a Jasper County sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop on Sunday afternoon.
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Er... *checks notes* History of violence. Um, *shuffles papers* Shouldn't have resisted... Must have been drugs in his system....
(Am I doing this right? It's my first time)
(Am I doing this right? It's my first time)