dandelion goblin
@dandelionqueer.bsky.social
Woodworker, dad, and gardener in Minneapolis. Part wildflower, part bear, all trouble 😈🏳️⚧️ venmo: @dandeliondaddy
How dare we not live in that timeline.
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How dare we not live in that timeline.
Did you…give him a bath? You MONSTER.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Did you…give him a bath? You MONSTER.
Favorite vamp Jesus?
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Favorite vamp Jesus?
IT CAME UP BETWEEN JESUS’S LEGS INSTEAD 🥁
Is it also YOUR favorite painting of Jesus’s schlong?
Is it also YOUR favorite painting of Jesus’s schlong?
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
IT CAME UP BETWEEN JESUS’S LEGS INSTEAD 🥁
Is it also YOUR favorite painting of Jesus’s schlong?
Is it also YOUR favorite painting of Jesus’s schlong?
100%. Supposedly it’s famous because of its use of perspective but real ones know it’s because of Jesus’s hog.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
100%. Supposedly it’s famous because of its use of perspective but real ones know it’s because of Jesus’s hog.
Jasmine was always going to win. She was flawless start to finish and I love it. But…Iain is the lil goblin dude who stole our hearts, lol.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jasmine was always going to win. She was flawless start to finish and I love it. But…Iain is the lil goblin dude who stole our hearts, lol.
It is really pretty awful out here! I wish we could enjoy the internet for some mild disassociation like normal people!
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It is really pretty awful out here! I wish we could enjoy the internet for some mild disassociation like normal people!
Far too much. I hope you get some peace and ease this week 💜
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Far too much. I hope you get some peace and ease this week 💜
HUGS and all the support, friend.
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
HUGS and all the support, friend.
Yup! He decided to try an ill advised jump and unfortunately it did not work out well for him. bsky.app/profile/dand...
OKAY SO on 10/25 I got married (small ceremony at home, quickly put together in order to make it happen before it’s illegal again) and then last night Count Sackula (Clyde to his friends) fell off of a ceiling beam in our kitchen and broke the shit out of a forelimb. (Thread)
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yup! He decided to try an ill advised jump and unfortunately it did not work out well for him. bsky.app/profile/dand...