dandelion girl
@dandelion-girl.bsky.social
she/her... dropping music soon..
im smoking on that mother nature gangrene infected trenchfoot pack. we're smoking moss scraped off the bottom of ancient mayan ruins. im huffing the must of beasts. i had to listen to an entire datpiff catalogue to get this shit. i am NOT passing it
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
im smoking on that mother nature gangrene infected trenchfoot pack. we're smoking moss scraped off the bottom of ancient mayan ruins. im huffing the must of beasts. i had to listen to an entire datpiff catalogue to get this shit. i am NOT passing it
you ever been friends with a kid with mormon parents in school and they say some crazy shit like oh i can't eat sugar because it encourages promiscuity . girl what do you mean also you can stay at my house whenever. for as long as you like. you don't need to ask. we're here for u
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
you ever been friends with a kid with mormon parents in school and they say some crazy shit like oh i can't eat sugar because it encourages promiscuity . girl what do you mean also you can stay at my house whenever. for as long as you like. you don't need to ask. we're here for u
Ur boyfriend look like an SNL cast member who quits after one season
January 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ur boyfriend look like an SNL cast member who quits after one season
do u think god gives jesus gifts and is like "ok this doubles as your christmas present AND your birthday present"
January 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
do u think god gives jesus gifts and is like "ok this doubles as your christmas present AND your birthday present"
if i was a parent i would never disown my child for any reason unless they put coffee creamer in their cereal as a substitute for milk . in that case i shall plunge them back to hell where they belong. that is not my child that is Devil's spawn
January 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if i was a parent i would never disown my child for any reason unless they put coffee creamer in their cereal as a substitute for milk . in that case i shall plunge them back to hell where they belong. that is not my child that is Devil's spawn
they call me the angry bird the way i be shootin at pigs
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
they call me the angry bird the way i be shootin at pigs
i sleep fine at night knowing those who've wronged me will feel the wrath. and not the wrath of God. something much worse
January 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i sleep fine at night knowing those who've wronged me will feel the wrath. and not the wrath of God. something much worse
nothin even funny anymore
January 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
nothin even funny anymore
a disheveled and dejected dracula, holding back tears:
tell my mother it vasn't her fault..
olive garden general manager: sir we're gonna have to ask you to leave
tell my mother it vasn't her fault..
olive garden general manager: sir we're gonna have to ask you to leave
vampires be like
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and then order garlic bread
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and then order garlic bread
January 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
a disheveled and dejected dracula, holding back tears:
tell my mother it vasn't her fault..
olive garden general manager: sir we're gonna have to ask you to leave
tell my mother it vasn't her fault..
olive garden general manager: sir we're gonna have to ask you to leave
vampires be like
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and then order garlic bread
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and then order garlic bread
January 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
vampires be like
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and then order garlic bread
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
and then order garlic bread
what if hatsune miku is the grim reaper and instead of a scythe she has a big leek
January 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
what if hatsune miku is the grim reaper and instead of a scythe she has a big leek
everything bagel is quite misleading. should be called a few things bagel
January 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
everything bagel is quite misleading. should be called a few things bagel
who's free this weekend we're gonna go rally around the family with a pocketful of shells lmk if ur down
January 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
who's free this weekend we're gonna go rally around the family with a pocketful of shells lmk if ur down
hey bro i saw "needle in the hay guitar tab" in ur search history is everything alright?
January 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hey bro i saw "needle in the hay guitar tab" in ur search history is everything alright?
hello transgender world 👋☺️
January 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
hello transgender world 👋☺️
Reposted by dandelion girl
personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.
if we call the day before christmas "christmas eve" then why not call the day after "christmas adam"
December 29, 2024 at 7:30 PM
if we call the day before christmas "christmas eve" then why not call the day after "christmas adam"
Reposted by dandelion girl
I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I searched “Grinch Footwork” on YouTube with a prayer in my heart and folks: it’s a Christmas miracle
card declines at therapy and they start playing hide and seek by imogen heap on loop
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 AM
card declines at therapy and they start playing hide and seek by imogen heap on loop
why didn't romeo check juliets pulse before jabbing a knife in his chest. is he stupid?
December 23, 2024 at 10:50 PM
why didn't romeo check juliets pulse before jabbing a knife in his chest. is he stupid?
you come to me, the day of my thot daughters wedding...
December 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
you come to me, the day of my thot daughters wedding...
Hailey "Hawk Tuah" Welch Presents: "A Very 'Hawk Tuah' Christmas". A 24 track Christmas album releasing on Friday December 19th, 2024
Source: A spector entered my home through the cracks of my shattered bedroom window and whispered the news in my ear before filling my dreams with demons and ghouls
Source: A spector entered my home through the cracks of my shattered bedroom window and whispered the news in my ear before filling my dreams with demons and ghouls
December 17, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Hailey "Hawk Tuah" Welch Presents: "A Very 'Hawk Tuah' Christmas". A 24 track Christmas album releasing on Friday December 19th, 2024
Source: A spector entered my home through the cracks of my shattered bedroom window and whispered the news in my ear before filling my dreams with demons and ghouls
Source: A spector entered my home through the cracks of my shattered bedroom window and whispered the news in my ear before filling my dreams with demons and ghouls
deck the halls?? the halls didn't do anything to me??
December 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
deck the halls?? the halls didn't do anything to me??
bob dylan's music is sooo good but imagine how good it would be if he didn't sound like a cartoon weasel
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
bob dylan's music is sooo good but imagine how good it would be if he didn't sound like a cartoon weasel
cursive is funny it's like real letters but a liiiiiiittle wobbly
December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
cursive is funny it's like real letters but a liiiiiiittle wobbly