Dan from Online
dandelfool.bsky.social
Dan from Online
@dandelfool.bsky.social
getting ahead of the curve in case tumblr actually shuts down for real
27 - he/him
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December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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no time to think about this dead woman, santa is here
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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i hope

in 2026

we finally

FINALLY

stop quoting the ghost stories dub
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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You know how when they do a restoration of an old painting they slowly remove the old yellow varnish with solvent and then they reapply a new varnish and it looks so clear and detailed and amazing. I think I need that done to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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I was using AI 15 years ago to laser bacteria and identify it just by the ions it left.

AI is a life-changing miracle

GenAI is a life-dulling embarrassment.
If we’re going to get really no quarter about genAI usage, I’m going to need people to learn the difference between AI and genAI real fast.
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I think a Harry Potter adult might be the single most embarrassing thing you can possibly be. The dudes that write Nightmare Fuel pages for Nick Jr shows on TVTropes are cooler than you guys.
April 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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pet peeve that happens more often than you would both think and want #art #comic
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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SAY THAT SHIT BRO
every single game has this fixation on giant swords being these slow, single target damage weapons when the historical precedence for large two handed swords being used was for area denial and breaking up shield walls which would be so much more interesting to see actually represented
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“Poop can’t write racism, shit does it better”
i'm going to be honest youtube i don't think i've ever wanted to click on a video less
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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some people are REALL MAD that "someone who used to be a punk, badass, drug-addict is now non-binary" as if the writing wasn't on the wall since Phase 1 and being non-binary literally doesn't disqualify someone from any of these
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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When I was a teenager my favorite Vocaloid was Yowane Haku, the "Voyakiloid" that represented "failed" Hastune Mikus whose owners never figured out how to actually make the program sound good. Her first bit of art here by her designer, Caffein, kind of tells you everything. Sad and drunk.
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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2-D from Gorillaz is Non Binary 🏳️‍⚧️
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby.

Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.

Fuck you all.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Seeing "It looks like a PS2 game" as a way to insult new games that look "ugly" and realizing that people have forgotten what they actually looked like
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Everyone wants to make an exception for upping the internal res of 3D games and it drives me insane, NO, OH GOD NO

It hurts me so much to see fucking, N64 games upscaled so everything is full of pixelated obvious billboards like a shitty paper diorama instead of them blending in convincingly
the people i understand the least are those who upscale games when emulating them. uh yeah can i have one playstation game as ugly as humanly possible please
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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clint eastwood is a funny gorillaz song in hindsight because it's like the only one that actually talks about the story of the virtual band in the lyrics. del the funky homosapien just starts rapping about how he's possessing russel. they did that on their first single and then basically never again
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM