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You should be able to bet on salmonella futures
May 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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One thing I'm deducing from the whole "eat like great-grandma did" discourse is that The Jungle fell off the high school syllabus at some point and we should put it back.
April 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Hegseth: Yo watching Andor tonite?
Hegseth: You
Me: dunno, maybe
Hegseth: Looks pretty cool
Hegseth: If you liked the first season
Hegseth: Thinking about doing something like that in Yemen
Me: Like what?
Hegseth: Star Wars
Me: okay
April 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Vi-An Nguyen. #NewYorkerCartoons
April 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Possibly the single most accurate description of parenting from 1970-89 ever written.
February 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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P!NK stole the show at FireAid with an incredible cover of Led Zeppelin's version of "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" → cons.lv/OVygR0
January 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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this was an amazing moment. "We got all kinds of drunks and adulterers here! what's one more?"
Markwayne Mullin: "Senator Kaine, or I guess I better use the senator from Virginia, starts bringing up the fact that 'what if you showed up drunk to your job?' How many senators have shown up drunk to vote at night? ... how many senators have gotten a divorce for cheating?"
January 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM