Dan5119
@dan5119.bsky.social
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Dan5119
@dan5119.bsky.social
· Aug 4
"Wherever you go, there you are" 😊
If I had a dollar for every time I mistakenly bought cilantro instead of parsley...
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I mistakenly bought cilantro instead of parsley...
Poll question: What is an acceptable number of times to use a (non-shared) bath towel before laundering? I'm having a debate with a sibling on this meaningful issue. 😏
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Poll question: What is an acceptable number of times to use a (non-shared) bath towel before laundering? I'm having a debate with a sibling on this meaningful issue. 😏
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Yes 🧡
“Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of being.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
There’s something magical about letting people be.
Letting them shine in the ways that make sense to them.
🧡
#kindness #positivity #belief #compassion
There’s something magical about letting people be.
Letting them shine in the ways that make sense to them.
🧡
#kindness #positivity #belief #compassion
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Yes 🧡
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Deer
Black Bear
Coyote
Sea lion
Moose
Deer
Black Bear
Coyote
Sea lion
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Beluga whale
Gentoo penguin
Tarantula
Bald Eagle
Sloth
Beluga whale
Gentoo penguin
Tarantula
Bald Eagle
Sloth
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Puffin
Lynx
Kingfisher
Arctic fox
Elk
Puffin
Lynx
Kingfisher
Arctic fox
Elk
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Deer
Black Bear
Coyote
Sea lion
Moose
Deer
Black Bear
Coyote
Sea lion
I'm not saying I just used hairspray instead of lens cleaner to clean my eyeglasses, but let's just say they won't be next to each other anymore. 🤦♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm not saying I just used hairspray instead of lens cleaner to clean my eyeglasses, but let's just say they won't be next to each other anymore. 🤦♂️
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This may be frightenly prophetic 😳
This may be frightenly prophetic 😳
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
This may be frightenly prophetic 😳
This may be frightenly prophetic 😳
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Home robot vacuum cleaners. Yay or nay?
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Home robot vacuum cleaners. Yay or nay?
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Here in Boston, we believe in scientific evidence. We are a trustworthy source of public health information, and we will continue to disseminate accurate information to our local communities because that is what they deserve.
Learn more on boston.gov, mass.gov, or aap.org.
Learn more on boston.gov, mass.gov, or aap.org.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Here in Boston, we believe in scientific evidence. We are a trustworthy source of public health information, and we will continue to disseminate accurate information to our local communities because that is what they deserve.
Learn more on boston.gov, mass.gov, or aap.org.
Learn more on boston.gov, mass.gov, or aap.org.
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Anyone else getting followed by random women recently with profile descriptions that seem suspect?
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Anyone else getting followed by random women recently with profile descriptions that seem suspect?
Getting into a bed with freshly washed linens is truly one of life's simple pleasures. 🛌
a man carrying a pillow is standing in a bedroom
Alt: a man jumps on an unmade bed with a sheet in his widely spread arms.
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Getting into a bed with freshly washed linens is truly one of life's simple pleasures. 🛌
When driving, did anyone else learn the rule of thumb to leave enough space to see the rear tires of a stopped vehicle in front of you? Twice in the past couple of days been stuck behind cars that have been too close to maneuver around a stopped car in front, screwing everyone behind them. 😠
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When driving, did anyone else learn the rule of thumb to leave enough space to see the rear tires of a stopped vehicle in front of you? Twice in the past couple of days been stuck behind cars that have been too close to maneuver around a stopped car in front, screwing everyone behind them. 😠
Outing myself as a Costco clothes shopper. Decent quality and better than outlet prices.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Outing myself as a Costco clothes shopper. Decent quality and better than outlet prices.
Channeling @bionicslingshot.bsky.social with these mid century glasses found antiquing today 😊
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Channeling @bionicslingshot.bsky.social with these mid century glasses found antiquing today 😊
Reorganizing my storage space, and forgot I had this antique radio. A Silvertone model 1061, purchased from Sears & Roebuck in the 1940s. It sat on a shelf in my grandparent's kitchen, and my mother remembered listening to The Lone Ranger and Superman on it as a child.
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reorganizing my storage space, and forgot I had this antique radio. A Silvertone model 1061, purchased from Sears & Roebuck in the 1940s. It sat on a shelf in my grandparent's kitchen, and my mother remembered listening to The Lone Ranger and Superman on it as a child.
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Chicken thigh black
Chicken thigh black
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Hello, call me Banana Gray~
Hello, call me Banana Gray~
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Chicken thigh black
Chicken thigh black
Some encouraging signs seen in near my neighborhood. Both literally and figuratively!
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Some encouraging signs seen in near my neighborhood. Both literally and figuratively!
"Not in the kitchen, you'll dry out the cheese" 😏
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
"Not in the kitchen, you'll dry out the cheese" 😏
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I made a restaurant reservation via phone, and the person asked for my email address. I still have my original aol email from back in the day, which I use for situations like this to minimize spam to my primary personal email. After providing this address, they replied "how do you spell aol"? 🤦😅
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I made a restaurant reservation via phone, and the person asked for my email address. I still have my original aol email from back in the day, which I use for situations like this to minimize spam to my primary personal email. After providing this address, they replied "how do you spell aol"? 🤦😅