Danilo K Rodriguez 🇪🇨
@dan17.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Friend. New York sports. Pro wrestling. Loved by 4 cats. Corgi handler & advisor. Pudding headed sidekick of @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I haven’t been using social media much lately. What’s rasslin the buzz about right now? Is it still about the SS stinko?
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I haven’t been using social media much lately. What’s rasslin the buzz about right now? Is it still about the SS stinko?
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social 2 guys in their prime I would love to see in today’s NBA: AI and Derrick Coleman.
/thought
/thought
July 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social 2 guys in their prime I would love to see in today’s NBA: AI and Derrick Coleman.
/thought
/thought
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Is this a Jon Lovitz joke I am missing?
How you know you were a good Comptroller!
(Also, stay tuned for our FY26 pension fund returns, coming soon)
(Also, stay tuned for our FY26 pension fund returns, coming soon)
July 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Is this a Jon Lovitz joke I am missing?
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
Can someone finish this joke:
Matt Riddle, Velveteen Dream, James Ellsworth, & Flip Gordon walk into a school house…
#wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #prowrestling #AEW #WWE #NXT
Can someone finish this joke:
Matt Riddle, Velveteen Dream, James Ellsworth, & Flip Gordon walk into a school house…
#wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #prowrestling #AEW #WWE #NXT
July 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
Can someone finish this joke:
Matt Riddle, Velveteen Dream, James Ellsworth, & Flip Gordon walk into a school house…
#wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #prowrestling #AEW #WWE #NXT
Can someone finish this joke:
Matt Riddle, Velveteen Dream, James Ellsworth, & Flip Gordon walk into a school house…
#wrestlingsky #wrestlesky #prowrestling #AEW #WWE #NXT
June 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
June 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
June 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by Danilo K Rodriguez 🇪🇨
CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I didn’t mention the baby’s stunts last weekend. She was in the crowd at some point and asked out loud why this was taking so long. Crowd pop.
Took her to the back and she ran out during the Senior’s closing dance and joined them. Crowd pop.
I didn’t mention the baby’s stunts last weekend. She was in the crowd at some point and asked out loud why this was taking so long. Crowd pop.
Took her to the back and she ran out during the Senior’s closing dance and joined them. Crowd pop.
June 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I didn’t mention the baby’s stunts last weekend. She was in the crowd at some point and asked out loud why this was taking so long. Crowd pop.
Took her to the back and she ran out during the Senior’s closing dance and joined them. Crowd pop.
I didn’t mention the baby’s stunts last weekend. She was in the crowd at some point and asked out loud why this was taking so long. Crowd pop.
Took her to the back and she ran out during the Senior’s closing dance and joined them. Crowd pop.
Reposted by Danilo K Rodriguez 🇪🇨
ICYMI — Some harsh self-criticism here: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
June 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
ICYMI — Some harsh self-criticism here: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.”
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
(He was talking about Obama 😬)
June 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Danilo K Rodriguez 🇪🇨
One of my many fears is that the next Democratic president will spend too much time talking about "the importance of not dwelling on the past" instead of prosecuting every single one of the people responsible for this nightmare.
June 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
One of my many fears is that the next Democratic president will spend too much time talking about "the importance of not dwelling on the past" instead of prosecuting every single one of the people responsible for this nightmare.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social We joke, but you know they’ll somehow make this go away with help.
Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon, TKO file to have Ring Boy Suit Dismissed
Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon and TKO - the parent company of World Wrestling Entertainment - filed on Tuesday to have the amended complaint in the Ring Boy
www.sescoops.com
June 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social We joke, but you know they’ll somehow make this go away with help.
June 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social For the ol back pocket.
Pros: Show is a shade under an hour away. Kid friendly. Good roster.. except:
Con: Your guy is on the card. 😒
Pros: Show is a shade under an hour away. Kid friendly. Good roster.. except:
Con: Your guy is on the card. 😒
🚨🚨TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE🚨🚨
Front Row VIP Seating - $30
2nd-4th Row VIP Seating - $25
Kids 12 and under VIP Seating - $15
Adult General Admission Standing - $20
Kids 12 and under standing - $10
🎟️: powerprolucha.com
Front Row VIP Seating - $30
2nd-4th Row VIP Seating - $25
Kids 12 and under VIP Seating - $15
Adult General Admission Standing - $20
Kids 12 and under standing - $10
🎟️: powerprolucha.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social For the ol back pocket.
Pros: Show is a shade under an hour away. Kid friendly. Good roster.. except:
Con: Your guy is on the card. 😒
Pros: Show is a shade under an hour away. Kid friendly. Good roster.. except:
Con: Your guy is on the card. 😒
June 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Didnt see you RT this before I mentioned Rodgers. What a fucking jerkoff. Fuck all these people to hell.
Here’s Aaron Rodgers saying Elon Musk used DOGE to get rid of “stupid ass programs” and wonders why Trump hasn’t imprisoned more government officials.
Good luck to the Steelers!
Good luck to the Steelers!
May 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Didnt see you RT this before I mentioned Rodgers. What a fucking jerkoff. Fuck all these people to hell.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Ivanka left some toilet paper behind for Jalen.
May 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social Ivanka left some toilet paper behind for Jalen.
Now. Then. Forever.
May 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Now. Then. Forever.
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
April 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I can’t root for him on the field, but Hurts has always struck me as a good dude.
Jalen Hurts was asked if he’s going to the White House last night at TIME 100….said everything without saying a word
April 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social I can’t root for him on the field, but Hurts has always struck me as a good dude.
April 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What was the card for your 1st live wrestling show? 🤼
CC: @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
“You’re old”
Yes.
CC: @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
“You’re old”
Yes.
April 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What was the card for your 1st live wrestling show? 🤼
CC: @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
“You’re old”
Yes.
CC: @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
“You’re old”
Yes.
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
My cousin who is about our age and a fan all his life: “who the hell is this bum?”
My cousin who is about our age and a fan all his life: “who the hell is this bum?”
April 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
My cousin who is about our age and a fan all his life: “who the hell is this bum?”
My cousin who is about our age and a fan all his life: “who the hell is this bum?”