Damon Leif
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Anyone else have really intense, vivid and emotional dreams when they sleep sober? I've had them my entire life. I smoke to not deal with them but when I went on a brief weed break I had like 7 or so lucid dreams where the settings was me waking up in the same room in different scenarios.
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anyone else have really intense, vivid and emotional dreams when they sleep sober? I've had them my entire life. I smoke to not deal with them but when I went on a brief weed break I had like 7 or so lucid dreams where the settings was me waking up in the same room in different scenarios.
*Jumps in to save someone in Old Person* "I am sorry! Their website says they are a podcast!" lmfao
“Podcast”
*jumps off bridge in Old Person*
(I’m so glad you’ve discovered the show, kind internet stranger)
*jumps off bridge in Old Person*
(I’m so glad you’ve discovered the show, kind internet stranger)
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*Jumps in to save someone in Old Person* "I am sorry! Their website says they are a podcast!" lmfao
Between the American citizens getting thrown into ICE with the correct documents in place and THE PLAQUES!?
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Between the American citizens getting thrown into ICE with the correct documents in place and THE PLAQUES!?
Anyone else put on noise cancelling headphones so they can hear their back crunckle or is it just me
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Anyone else put on noise cancelling headphones so they can hear their back crunckle or is it just me
New Eeveelution idea: steel type that stands on two feet and looks like a mech. Name it Evangelion
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
New Eeveelution idea: steel type that stands on two feet and looks like a mech. Name it Evangelion
God I got a migraine from working from home on a computer. Let me go watch some TV that'll make it better
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
God I got a migraine from working from home on a computer. Let me go watch some TV that'll make it better
Anyone else constantly search your beard or mustache for skin crumbs out of boredom or is that the #seborrheicdermatitis in me
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Anyone else constantly search your beard or mustache for skin crumbs out of boredom or is that the #seborrheicdermatitis in me
So, class, ask how much of a people pleaser am I.
How much of a people pleaser are you?
So much so that I decided to share nudes with people I'm not that attracted to bc they admitted attraction for me.
How much of a people pleaser are you?
So much so that I decided to share nudes with people I'm not that attracted to bc they admitted attraction for me.
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So, class, ask how much of a people pleaser am I.
How much of a people pleaser are you?
So much so that I decided to share nudes with people I'm not that attracted to bc they admitted attraction for me.
How much of a people pleaser are you?
So much so that I decided to share nudes with people I'm not that attracted to bc they admitted attraction for me.
Me- starts works
Me an hour later- Fuck dude I need a nap
Me an hour later- Fuck dude I need a nap
July 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me- starts works
Me an hour later- Fuck dude I need a nap
Me an hour later- Fuck dude I need a nap
Pedestal
Upon the scene in between The one of many cutscenes Stood a pedestal and upon it a trophy A reward most brief but worthy of attention A pedestal most meek And while some of it sleek The cracks filled with moss, forgotten, getting... moldy Strong, neglected, it holds the trophy with…
Upon the scene in between The one of many cutscenes Stood a pedestal and upon it a trophy A reward most brief but worthy of attention A pedestal most meek And while some of it sleek The cracks filled with moss, forgotten, getting... moldy Strong, neglected, it holds the trophy with…
Pedestal
Upon the scene in between The one of many cutscenes Stood a pedestal and upon it a trophy A reward most brief but worthy of attention A pedestal most meek And while some of it sleek The cracks filled with moss, forgotten, getting... moldy Strong, neglected, it holds the trophy with tension The trophy praised in speed Then left to dust indeed…
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July 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pedestal
Upon the scene in between The one of many cutscenes Stood a pedestal and upon it a trophy A reward most brief but worthy of attention A pedestal most meek And while some of it sleek The cracks filled with moss, forgotten, getting... moldy Strong, neglected, it holds the trophy with…
Upon the scene in between The one of many cutscenes Stood a pedestal and upon it a trophy A reward most brief but worthy of attention A pedestal most meek And while some of it sleek The cracks filled with moss, forgotten, getting... moldy Strong, neglected, it holds the trophy with…
Trump announcing an extermination of all bees
On February 29 2025, President Trump said in a press conference " fly all over. They sting you, you get hurt. Some people, very good people, are extremely allergic. They have to take Benadryl, they need Epi-Pens, they die. We can't afford good…
On February 29 2025, President Trump said in a press conference " fly all over. They sting you, you get hurt. Some people, very good people, are extremely allergic. They have to take Benadryl, they need Epi-Pens, they die. We can't afford good…
Trump announcing an extermination of all bees
On February 29 2025, President Trump said in a press conference " fly all over. They sting you, you get hurt. Some people, very good people, are extremely allergic. They have to take Benadryl, they need Epi-Pens, they die. We can't afford good Americans dying to tiny, oh so very tiny, petite, and dangerous insects. 72% of all Americans die every year to these flying adversaries.
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June 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump announcing an extermination of all bees
On February 29 2025, President Trump said in a press conference " fly all over. They sting you, you get hurt. Some people, very good people, are extremely allergic. They have to take Benadryl, they need Epi-Pens, they die. We can't afford good…
On February 29 2025, President Trump said in a press conference " fly all over. They sting you, you get hurt. Some people, very good people, are extremely allergic. They have to take Benadryl, they need Epi-Pens, they die. We can't afford good…
I Now Live By Myself (temporarily) For the First Time in My Life
To put it simply, my roommates moved out earlier that expected and my rent for the next month or two will not change. I am in a unique position where as soon as I get home, I am guaranteed to be alone. I am not going to lie: it's a…
To put it simply, my roommates moved out earlier that expected and my rent for the next month or two will not change. I am in a unique position where as soon as I get home, I am guaranteed to be alone. I am not going to lie: it's a…
I Now Live By Myself (temporarily) For the First Time in My Life
To put it simply, my roommates moved out earlier that expected and my rent for the next month or two will not change. I am in a unique position where as soon as I get home, I am guaranteed to be alone. I am not going to lie: it's a weird feeling. It's sort of hallmarks me as an adult in a way but I still feel like a child in many other ways.
damonleif.com
April 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I Now Live By Myself (temporarily) For the First Time in My Life
To put it simply, my roommates moved out earlier that expected and my rent for the next month or two will not change. I am in a unique position where as soon as I get home, I am guaranteed to be alone. I am not going to lie: it's a…
To put it simply, my roommates moved out earlier that expected and my rent for the next month or two will not change. I am in a unique position where as soon as I get home, I am guaranteed to be alone. I am not going to lie: it's a…
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*me saving money for this very reason
Remember: Today is a much better day to buy stocks than last week!
April 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
*me saving money for this very reason
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Remember: Today is a much better day to buy stocks than last week!
April 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Remember: Today is a much better day to buy stocks than last week!
Roommates are the worst 😭
Sometimes I wonder if the problem is me until I realize the main complaints I get is that I clean too much and set boundaries and ask the same of my other roommates.
#anabsoluteterror
Sometimes I wonder if the problem is me until I realize the main complaints I get is that I clean too much and set boundaries and ask the same of my other roommates.
#anabsoluteterror
March 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Roommates are the worst 😭
Sometimes I wonder if the problem is me until I realize the main complaints I get is that I clean too much and set boundaries and ask the same of my other roommates.
#anabsoluteterror
Sometimes I wonder if the problem is me until I realize the main complaints I get is that I clean too much and set boundaries and ask the same of my other roommates.
#anabsoluteterror
NO 👿👿
March 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
NO 👿👿
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Hey @playstation.com - can we make a Dropout app for your platform? 🙏
March 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey @playstation.com - can we make a Dropout app for your platform? 🙏
Seeing a jacked guy who's younger than me makes me want to just stop going to the gym and embrace my fat genetics #workoutgoals
March 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Seeing a jacked guy who's younger than me makes me want to just stop going to the gym and embrace my fat genetics #workoutgoals
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Remember: If unions didn’t matter, powerful corporations wouldn’t spend millions of dollars every year to stop them from forming. Keep up the fight.
March 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Remember: If unions didn’t matter, powerful corporations wouldn’t spend millions of dollars every year to stop them from forming. Keep up the fight.
Man this dating scene is atrocious. #focusonselfworth
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Man this dating scene is atrocious. #focusonselfworth
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Why are Trump and Vance publicly railroading Zelensky? It’s gross and it feels like they’re carrying someone else’s water.
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why are Trump and Vance publicly railroading Zelensky? It’s gross and it feels like they’re carrying someone else’s water.