My man flew too close to the sun. I reckon if it was 50 - 100k he would have gotten away with it.

This man eats soup by slamming his face into the bowl. Either he drinks his way out or drowns.

It's not the same as the leopards eating your face party.
But they're in the same section of the ballpark.

You mean to tell me a dog hotted these?

Every family has that one guy who bases his masculinity on being able to eat hot sauce named after the level of rectal trauma it purports to cause. "Oh you gotta try Stretched Out Rubber Band"

Like all millennials, she just loves climbing into large metal containers.

There was a reason we had PSAs in the 90s telling us not to climb into abandoned refrigerators.

That shit is our catnip.