Chris
@damnyouchris.bsky.social
Contributor at The Shovel. Comedy, satire, writing. Probably on the toilet.
1 in 3 Americans own guns so this seems like a problem with the potential to solve itself.
October 21, 2024 at 8:47 AM
1 in 3 Americans own guns so this seems like a problem with the potential to solve itself.
Take a deep breath in. Hold and as you breathe out you'll feel the skeets leaving your body. Ahhhhhhh skeet skeet skeet.
February 7, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Take a deep breath in. Hold and as you breathe out you'll feel the skeets leaving your body. Ahhhhhhh skeet skeet skeet.
Does anyone know where this is? Because I can't think of anything more embarrassing than getting killed after a cybertruck scoops me up into its wheel arch. Avoiding that at all costs.
January 11, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Does anyone know where this is? Because I can't think of anything more embarrassing than getting killed after a cybertruck scoops me up into its wheel arch. Avoiding that at all costs.
I have some bad news for the Pope around how God's son Jesus came about.
January 9, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I have some bad news for the Pope around how God's son Jesus came about.
Mickey Mouse sank the Titanic.
January 2, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Mickey Mouse sank the Titanic.
The most menacing mascot. Truly fucked. They should kill him off as a mascot and replace him with Mayor McCheese
October 22, 2023 at 12:12 AM
The most menacing mascot. Truly fucked. They should kill him off as a mascot and replace him with Mayor McCheese
"What the fuck was I thinking? I didn't need to buy a baby at duty free."
September 24, 2023 at 9:19 PM
"What the fuck was I thinking? I didn't need to buy a baby at duty free."
"It looks like you're writing a Unabomber style manifesto..."
September 24, 2023 at 9:10 PM
"It looks like you're writing a Unabomber style manifesto..."