Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
Gross little monster hiding under the bed.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
The Mariner's Bell chimed till it rang 29 times...
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Mariner's Bell chimed till it rang 29 times...
How do you tarrif a person? You don't go through customs to cross state lines. Is he confusing Customs with the "Check your boat for barnacles" checkpoints?
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How do you tarrif a person? You don't go through customs to cross state lines. Is he confusing Customs with the "Check your boat for barnacles" checkpoints?
I believe I requested a stroke of "pants-shitting" severity. Please have his nurse check his freedom-bloomers. Here is my receipt.
September 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I believe I requested a stroke of "pants-shitting" severity. Please have his nurse check his freedom-bloomers. Here is my receipt.
Hoax?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hoax?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Fixed it for you.
July 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fixed it for you.
This is what a Yes vote looks like to your voters. You are not the Trump's lapdog, you are not his soldier, you are not his whore. So don't act like it.
He had a job to give you an effective and moral funding bill. He gave you a shit sandwich. Don't make us eat it. Send that shit back. #votehellno
He had a job to give you an effective and moral funding bill. He gave you a shit sandwich. Don't make us eat it. Send that shit back. #votehellno
July 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is what a Yes vote looks like to your voters. You are not the Trump's lapdog, you are not his soldier, you are not his whore. So don't act like it.
He had a job to give you an effective and moral funding bill. He gave you a shit sandwich. Don't make us eat it. Send that shit back. #votehellno
He had a job to give you an effective and moral funding bill. He gave you a shit sandwich. Don't make us eat it. Send that shit back. #votehellno
ICE agents complain of Doxxing, new uniforms announced.
July 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ICE agents complain of Doxxing, new uniforms announced.
I think this one will have the same business model as their charity foundation.
June 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think this one will have the same business model as their charity foundation.
I like my version better.
June 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I like my version better.
There, I fixed it for ya
June 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There, I fixed it for ya
This machine just called me an asshole!
May 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This machine just called me an asshole!
So your economic policy is "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
March 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So your economic policy is "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Funny how they can act on this particular event so expeditiously. And yet...
March 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Funny how they can act on this particular event so expeditiously. And yet...
