Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
Gross little monster hiding under the bed.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
Women aren't safe around members of Trump's team? Well that goes without saying. We all know that much.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Women aren't safe around members of Trump's team? Well that goes without saying. We all know that much.
did she just yell FAKE NEWS at a pretend person? Wow. Just wow.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
did she just yell FAKE NEWS at a pretend person? Wow. Just wow.
Incompetently? Yeah that was the expectation.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Incompetently? Yeah that was the expectation.
Congratulations America. Now you know what it is like to be a tenant in one of his buildings.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Congratulations America. Now you know what it is like to be a tenant in one of his buildings.
HAHAHAHAHA Demanding HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh thats rich HAHHAHAHA are you going to send a sternly worded letter? Bitch can't read.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Demanding HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh thats rich HAHHAHAHA are you going to send a sternly worded letter? Bitch can't read.
We are the most productive, wealthiest country on the planet. We can totally make it, except for the parasites. A tiny fraction of the populace is siphoning off the vast majority of our wealth to hoard like dragons for the sole purpose of dick measuring.
If we get rid of the parasites, we thrive.
If we get rid of the parasites, we thrive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
We are the most productive, wealthiest country on the planet. We can totally make it, except for the parasites. A tiny fraction of the populace is siphoning off the vast majority of our wealth to hoard like dragons for the sole purpose of dick measuring.
If we get rid of the parasites, we thrive.
If we get rid of the parasites, we thrive.
Oh they did NOT think this through.
They are not going to enjoy the discovery process.
They are not going to enjoy the discovery process.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh they did NOT think this through.
They are not going to enjoy the discovery process.
They are not going to enjoy the discovery process.
Klan uniforms I assume. Real annoying for me to grow up and learn that the ridiculous morons from MAD MAGAZINE were actual terrorists who would install their moron king in the White House. Still morons but scary violent morons.
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Klan uniforms I assume. Real annoying for me to grow up and learn that the ridiculous morons from MAD MAGAZINE were actual terrorists who would install their moron king in the White House. Still morons but scary violent morons.
Yeah but your pallette is so unrefined at that age. You just have to find the right marinade. For meat. Legal meat, I swear. Those searches for world class athletes getting amputations are JUST research! For a book! A fiction book!
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yeah but your pallette is so unrefined at that age. You just have to find the right marinade. For meat. Legal meat, I swear. Those searches for world class athletes getting amputations are JUST research! For a book! A fiction book!
What is the harm? She can die confident that there aren't any parasites in her bowel and the only serious side effects will be:
muscle pain
joint pain
lymph pain
She gets more pain, you get to pretend you are helping.
I can't do it. FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING FUCKS! BURN IN HELL EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU
muscle pain
joint pain
lymph pain
She gets more pain, you get to pretend you are helping.
I can't do it. FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING FUCKS! BURN IN HELL EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What is the harm? She can die confident that there aren't any parasites in her bowel and the only serious side effects will be:
muscle pain
joint pain
lymph pain
She gets more pain, you get to pretend you are helping.
I can't do it. FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING FUCKS! BURN IN HELL EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU
muscle pain
joint pain
lymph pain
She gets more pain, you get to pretend you are helping.
I can't do it. FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING FUCKS! BURN IN HELL EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU
I mean on one hand six billionaires are out of a job, but on the other hand those six dudes don't have to be nervous around handsome Italians with crushing medical debt and access to the Sporting Goods section of Wal Mart.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I mean on one hand six billionaires are out of a job, but on the other hand those six dudes don't have to be nervous around handsome Italians with crushing medical debt and access to the Sporting Goods section of Wal Mart.
Wait a tic, did the Republicans finally realize that if they DON'T privatize Health Insurance and the Government funds Healthcare directly all of the gross Insurer profits could pay for more care for PEOPLE? Did they figure out that blackjack with a loan shark is NOT the best way to fund hospitals?
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wait a tic, did the Republicans finally realize that if they DON'T privatize Health Insurance and the Government funds Healthcare directly all of the gross Insurer profits could pay for more care for PEOPLE? Did they figure out that blackjack with a loan shark is NOT the best way to fund hospitals?
It's not? That makes a lot more sense. They really don't taste good. I think this one has botulism and the cheek meet is mostly silicone.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's not? That makes a lot more sense. They really don't taste good. I think this one has botulism and the cheek meet is mostly silicone.
His entire domestic policy is based on Shaggy's 2000 hit single "It Wasn't Me."
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
His entire domestic policy is based on Shaggy's 2000 hit single "It Wasn't Me."
James Watson, discoverer of Rosalind Franklin's notes on the structure of DNA, dead at the age of 97. To be interred with Franklin's Nobel Prize and his neighbor's dog which he has also passed off as his own.
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
James Watson, discoverer of Rosalind Franklin's notes on the structure of DNA, dead at the age of 97. To be interred with Franklin's Nobel Prize and his neighbor's dog which he has also passed off as his own.
That is why they are missing. Jigsaw needed to doll up.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That is why they are missing. Jigsaw needed to doll up.
Sam would have done it. But Sam is dead and his kids have never been questioned on their entitled parasitic financial gluttony.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sam would have done it. But Sam is dead and his kids have never been questioned on their entitled parasitic financial gluttony.
Can we get a side by side? 2024 meal, 2025 cost of same meal, 2025 of NEW meal? Bet that will show who is lying. Okay we know who is lying, but it will show how much they are lying.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Can we get a side by side? 2024 meal, 2025 cost of same meal, 2025 of NEW meal? Bet that will show who is lying. Okay we know who is lying, but it will show how much they are lying.
That's called Am-bitch-ion. You will need a little dog to stroke while you intimidate people. Preferably a Bichon Frise. They are objectively the bitchiest of the Bichons.
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That's called Am-bitch-ion. You will need a little dog to stroke while you intimidate people. Preferably a Bichon Frise. They are objectively the bitchiest of the Bichons.
I would like a large "SlapaNazi" with extra SitYourAssDown sauce please.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I would like a large "SlapaNazi" with extra SitYourAssDown sauce please.
I don't get it. How do you sign that check? Tesla's valuation is $1.4 trillion. They don't have the liquidity to even write that check.
It's not like he is doing a good job. How do you justify this?
It's not like he is doing a good job. How do you justify this?
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don't get it. How do you sign that check? Tesla's valuation is $1.4 trillion. They don't have the liquidity to even write that check.
It's not like he is doing a good job. How do you justify this?
It's not like he is doing a good job. How do you justify this?
I don't want to talk about my dick. I don't want to talk to the government about my dick. I don't want the government to FORCE ME to talk about my dick. If my dick is not in the same condition as when I was BORN, YOU DON'T NEED THAT INFORMATION EITHER!
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK!
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK!
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don't want to talk about my dick. I don't want to talk to the government about my dick. I don't want the government to FORCE ME to talk about my dick. If my dick is not in the same condition as when I was BORN, YOU DON'T NEED THAT INFORMATION EITHER!
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK!
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK!
Country of origin on a passport has value since it makes racial profiling (that we totally arent doing, pinky swear) easier. Declaring my sex at birth provides NOTHING useful. I don't even wear diapers anymore and I rarely ask strangers for help in the bathroom. Planes have unisex bathrooms anyway.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Country of origin on a passport has value since it makes racial profiling (that we totally arent doing, pinky swear) easier. Declaring my sex at birth provides NOTHING useful. I don't even wear diapers anymore and I rarely ask strangers for help in the bathroom. Planes have unisex bathrooms anyway.
Here's the move see, we get the subs from Firehouse. They put that murder hot sauce on everything. THEN THEY WILL SEE HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE!
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Here's the move see, we get the subs from Firehouse. They put that murder hot sauce on everything. THEN THEY WILL SEE HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE!