Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
Gross little monster hiding under the bed.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
No AI. Period. End of sentence.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
No AI. Period. End of sentence.
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Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
· Nov 13
If you think you have a good point, I will listen. If you think you can make your point better by posting AI feces, I will block.
You don't have to be a great artist, I will accept stick figures. I will not accept feces.
You don't have to be a great artist, I will accept stick figures. I will not accept feces.
Now with ChatGPT instead of "Phone a Friend" you can "Ask some mindless cunt eavesdropping on people who may or may not know anything but also maybe it will just make shit up to tell you confidently."
Who thought I would want that? I don't want that.
Who thought I would want that? I don't want that.
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Now with ChatGPT instead of "Phone a Friend" you can "Ask some mindless cunt eavesdropping on people who may or may not know anything but also maybe it will just make shit up to tell you confidently."
Who thought I would want that? I don't want that.
Who thought I would want that? I don't want that.
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It is my sincere hope that Pedo-Prez wakes up every morning with a moment of lucidity, fully aware that his mind is turning to rancid yogurt and he will go through the day mentally drowning. I want him full Flowers for Algernon watching his faculties flowing away like runny shit in a cleansing storm
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
It is my sincere hope that Pedo-Prez wakes up every morning with a moment of lucidity, fully aware that his mind is turning to rancid yogurt and he will go through the day mentally drowning. I want him full Flowers for Algernon watching his faculties flowing away like runny shit in a cleansing storm
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Face it.
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree #BlueCrew
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree #BlueCrew
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Face it.
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree #BlueCrew
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree #BlueCrew
Jack Smith should end every answer with "I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him."
State your name for the record.
My name is Jack Smith. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
What was your position?
I was appointed Special Prosecutor. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
State your name for the record.
My name is Jack Smith. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
What was your position?
I was appointed Special Prosecutor. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Jack Smith should end every answer with "I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him."
State your name for the record.
My name is Jack Smith. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
What was your position?
I was appointed Special Prosecutor. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
State your name for the record.
My name is Jack Smith. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
What was your position?
I was appointed Special Prosecutor. I gave you sufficient evidence to impeach him.
If he dies without being held accountable, the ghouls behind his administration will chalk it up as a win. They will repeat the playbook. Trump is a travesty but the Heritage Foundation is the real threat to democracy.
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
If he dies without being held accountable, the ghouls behind his administration will chalk it up as a win. They will repeat the playbook. Trump is a travesty but the Heritage Foundation is the real threat to democracy.
I appreciate the people calling for use of the 25th Amendment, but we can't get them to remove him for Treason, you think mushbrain is going to move the needle? They ran him as their candidate AFTER he defrauded kids with cancer. Not to mention what he did to the kids without cancer.
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I appreciate the people calling for use of the 25th Amendment, but we can't get them to remove him for Treason, you think mushbrain is going to move the needle? They ran him as their candidate AFTER he defrauded kids with cancer. Not to mention what he did to the kids without cancer.
I assume that Dipshit's last words will be "Organ failure? They have organs, give me those! Junior and... the other one."
He doesn't want Ivanka's organs because he already gave her his. When that kid is sure he can't hurt her anymore, that biography is going to be fucking CHILLING.
He doesn't want Ivanka's organs because he already gave her his. When that kid is sure he can't hurt her anymore, that biography is going to be fucking CHILLING.
January 21, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I assume that Dipshit's last words will be "Organ failure? They have organs, give me those! Junior and... the other one."
He doesn't want Ivanka's organs because he already gave her his. When that kid is sure he can't hurt her anymore, that biography is going to be fucking CHILLING.
He doesn't want Ivanka's organs because he already gave her his. When that kid is sure he can't hurt her anymore, that biography is going to be fucking CHILLING.
I will admit, I am a little bit surprised that Bovino hasn't just noscope detained Patel and claimed that means he is the FBI now.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I will admit, I am a little bit surprised that Bovino hasn't just noscope detained Patel and claimed that means he is the FBI now.
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This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
I will never in my life do anything as decent as this woman did.
Everybody knows Franz Kafka, but almost no one knows his sister Ottla. She was gassed on arrival at Auschwitz on Oct 7, 1943 after volunteering to escort a group of orphans from the Terezin ghetto so they wouldn’t be afraid.
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I will never in my life do anything as decent as this woman did.
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Responsible? That is part of their version of the Miranda Rights.
I have the right to beat you
I have the right to maim you
I have the right to kill you
I have the right to rape you
I have the right to deny you medical care
I have the right to deny you exist at all really
It's your fault
I have the right to beat you
I have the right to maim you
I have the right to kill you
I have the right to rape you
I have the right to deny you medical care
I have the right to deny you exist at all really
It's your fault
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Responsible? That is part of their version of the Miranda Rights.
I have the right to beat you
I have the right to maim you
I have the right to kill you
I have the right to rape you
I have the right to deny you medical care
I have the right to deny you exist at all really
It's your fault
I have the right to beat you
I have the right to maim you
I have the right to kill you
I have the right to rape you
I have the right to deny you medical care
I have the right to deny you exist at all really
It's your fault
White Supremacists have been trying to kick off a race war since Segregation was overturned. Now they are recruiting and funding an army using your tax dollars.
January 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
White Supremacists have been trying to kick off a race war since Segregation was overturned. Now they are recruiting and funding an army using your tax dollars.
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Funny how we haven't heard anything about a report from ICE Internal Affairs.
Just kidding, they don't have one. The only Affairs they recognize happen at the Kid Rock shows and they don't write any of that down.
Just kidding, they don't have one. The only Affairs they recognize happen at the Kid Rock shows and they don't write any of that down.
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Funny how we haven't heard anything about a report from ICE Internal Affairs.
Just kidding, they don't have one. The only Affairs they recognize happen at the Kid Rock shows and they don't write any of that down.
Just kidding, they don't have one. The only Affairs they recognize happen at the Kid Rock shows and they don't write any of that down.
2019 Elon Musk: Our new truck is indestructible! It will stop handgun rounds!
2019 Soccer Mom: Why would I need that?
2026 Soccer Mom: Oh.
2019 Soccer Mom: Why would I need that?
2026 Soccer Mom: Oh.
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
2019 Elon Musk: Our new truck is indestructible! It will stop handgun rounds!
2019 Soccer Mom: Why would I need that?
2026 Soccer Mom: Oh.
2019 Soccer Mom: Why would I need that?
2026 Soccer Mom: Oh.
No Mr President, if you kidnap the President of a country, you do not get to run their country. Thats not how kidnapping works. You know crime, you know this.
You want to run Venezuela? Steal their election like you did ours. Or if you don't feel like doing that you can crawl into a hole and die.
You want to run Venezuela? Steal their election like you did ours. Or if you don't feel like doing that you can crawl into a hole and die.
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
No Mr President, if you kidnap the President of a country, you do not get to run their country. Thats not how kidnapping works. You know crime, you know this.
You want to run Venezuela? Steal their election like you did ours. Or if you don't feel like doing that you can crawl into a hole and die.
You want to run Venezuela? Steal their election like you did ours. Or if you don't feel like doing that you can crawl into a hole and die.
Good day to watch @ginnydi.com build a medieval tavern out of nostalgia and stress.
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?...
Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?...
Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!
I turned a Barbie Dream House into a D&D tavern
YouTube video by Ginny Di
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Good day to watch @ginnydi.com build a medieval tavern out of nostalgia and stress.
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?...
Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!
youtu.be/mwDfsxUSiVE?...
Take a break from the wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's fun!
Only three more shopping days to get your Presidential Pardon Bribes in.
Yes I know Christmas is 2 days but you think Trump knows what day it is? But he IS golfing Friday. He would be raping kids but he forgot.
Sad state when the only thing stopping his disgusting crimes is senility.
Yes I know Christmas is 2 days but you think Trump knows what day it is? But he IS golfing Friday. He would be raping kids but he forgot.
Sad state when the only thing stopping his disgusting crimes is senility.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Only three more shopping days to get your Presidential Pardon Bribes in.
Yes I know Christmas is 2 days but you think Trump knows what day it is? But he IS golfing Friday. He would be raping kids but he forgot.
Sad state when the only thing stopping his disgusting crimes is senility.
Yes I know Christmas is 2 days but you think Trump knows what day it is? But he IS golfing Friday. He would be raping kids but he forgot.
Sad state when the only thing stopping his disgusting crimes is senility.
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I did not expect for the country I grew up in to be unrepentantly Evil. But I definitely did not anticipate that it would also be this DUMB!
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I did not expect for the country I grew up in to be unrepentantly Evil. But I definitely did not anticipate that it would also be this DUMB!
Message to SCOTUS: You seem to have forgotten this part, but you are actually supposed to reach a verdict AFTER you hear the case. Not as soon as Dipshit J Poopinpants hands you the check.
Who am I kidding. IOU. That bitch doesn't pay his bills.
Who am I kidding. IOU. That bitch doesn't pay his bills.
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Message to SCOTUS: You seem to have forgotten this part, but you are actually supposed to reach a verdict AFTER you hear the case. Not as soon as Dipshit J Poopinpants hands you the check.
Who am I kidding. IOU. That bitch doesn't pay his bills.
Who am I kidding. IOU. That bitch doesn't pay his bills.
Hey here's a thought. Maybe we SHOULDN'T let politicians shuffle us around in voting blocks like the world's shittiest Magic the Gathering player? How bout we don't put up with that shit?
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hey here's a thought. Maybe we SHOULDN'T let politicians shuffle us around in voting blocks like the world's shittiest Magic the Gathering player? How bout we don't put up with that shit?