Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
Gross little monster hiding under the bed.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.
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Damned Goblin
@damnedgoblin.bsky.social
· Aug 12
Snakes gotta crawl, birds gotta sing. Trump gotta rape cus raping is his thing.
The Mariner's Bell chimed till it rang 29 times...
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Mariner's Bell chimed till it rang 29 times...
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Yes, it is a nice thing that churches provide food to the desperate out of charity.
They do that because they see an EVIL taking place. That's you. You are the evil. You are not off the hook because someone else can't stomach watching you be a piece of shit.
They do that because they see an EVIL taking place. That's you. You are the evil. You are not off the hook because someone else can't stomach watching you be a piece of shit.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yes, it is a nice thing that churches provide food to the desperate out of charity.
They do that because they see an EVIL taking place. That's you. You are the evil. You are not off the hook because someone else can't stomach watching you be a piece of shit.
They do that because they see an EVIL taking place. That's you. You are the evil. You are not off the hook because someone else can't stomach watching you be a piece of shit.
The thing nobody is talking about is that when the premiums skyrocket, people will not just "find the money." They will lose coverage. People will die. Not figurative. Real Die
They don't care about any of that, but they will care about this.
Ins companies will lose money. THAT will matter to them
They don't care about any of that, but they will care about this.
Ins companies will lose money. THAT will matter to them
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The thing nobody is talking about is that when the premiums skyrocket, people will not just "find the money." They will lose coverage. People will die. Not figurative. Real Die
They don't care about any of that, but they will care about this.
Ins companies will lose money. THAT will matter to them
They don't care about any of that, but they will care about this.
Ins companies will lose money. THAT will matter to them
Anyone in crypto who gets charged with money laundering should be allowed to plead DUH
The thing we built for money laundering was used to launder money? No shit your honor.
The thing we built for money laundering was used to launder money? No shit your honor.
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Anyone in crypto who gets charged with money laundering should be allowed to plead DUH
The thing we built for money laundering was used to launder money? No shit your honor.
The thing we built for money laundering was used to launder money? No shit your honor.
Somebody remind me. What are the rules for removing a Speaker of the House for gross dereliction of duty again?
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Somebody remind me. What are the rules for removing a Speaker of the House for gross dereliction of duty again?
Fun fact: According to the Census forms, people of Hispanic heritage are classified as White.
That line you think they won't cross, they already crossed it. You are not safe.
That line you think they won't cross, they already crossed it. You are not safe.
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fun fact: According to the Census forms, people of Hispanic heritage are classified as White.
That line you think they won't cross, they already crossed it. You are not safe.
That line you think they won't cross, they already crossed it. You are not safe.
Thank you Secretary Hegseth for documenting your War Crimes so openly and brazenly. This will make the trial go much faster.
Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.
Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thank you Secretary Hegseth for documenting your War Crimes so openly and brazenly. This will make the trial go much faster.
Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.
Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.
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As to the Kirk Slaying, the unpleasant truth that conservatives are trying not to face is that this is not a side effect of 2A, it is it's purpose. Charlie had a clear political voice and someone used a gun to silence it.
The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.
The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.
September 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As to the Kirk Slaying, the unpleasant truth that conservatives are trying not to face is that this is not a side effect of 2A, it is it's purpose. Charlie had a clear political voice and someone used a gun to silence it.
The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.
The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.
I have to say, the hardest working person in President Pedo's cabinet is the person translating all of these executive orders from German to English. It's extra challenging because German has so many big words to explain to him.
September 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I have to say, the hardest working person in President Pedo's cabinet is the person translating all of these executive orders from German to English. It's extra challenging because German has so many big words to explain to him.
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Repost and 💙 if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Repost and 💙 if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
It would be quite ironic if Orange Man turns Yellow because some rare incurable disease give him liver failure.
You know those weird Island diseases you get when you are a gross moronic rapist pedophile.
Those diseases exist, don't they?
Can they?
You know those weird Island diseases you get when you are a gross moronic rapist pedophile.
Those diseases exist, don't they?
Can they?
August 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It would be quite ironic if Orange Man turns Yellow because some rare incurable disease give him liver failure.
You know those weird Island diseases you get when you are a gross moronic rapist pedophile.
Those diseases exist, don't they?
Can they?
You know those weird Island diseases you get when you are a gross moronic rapist pedophile.
Those diseases exist, don't they?
Can they?
On one hand I think Trump murdered Sesame Street because they were helping minorities learn to read.
On the other hand, I don't think he wants white kids reading either.
On the other hand, I don't think he wants white kids reading either.
August 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
On one hand I think Trump murdered Sesame Street because they were helping minorities learn to read.
On the other hand, I don't think he wants white kids reading either.
On the other hand, I don't think he wants white kids reading either.
Texas Republicans! You are being abused! The Gerrymandering Legislature is using you to escape ANY accountability. They dont have to serve you and they are using your guaranteed party line vote to drown your neighbors!
This is your moment. They are counting on your compliance. Don't give it to them
This is your moment. They are counting on your compliance. Don't give it to them
August 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Texas Republicans! You are being abused! The Gerrymandering Legislature is using you to escape ANY accountability. They dont have to serve you and they are using your guaranteed party line vote to drown your neighbors!
This is your moment. They are counting on your compliance. Don't give it to them
This is your moment. They are counting on your compliance. Don't give it to them
It would be a real shame if someone were to wait until Crypto got real big and fat and full and then declared it an illegal unregulated currency system and seize all of the crypto wallets.
A real shame :D
A real shame :D
August 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It would be a real shame if someone were to wait until Crypto got real big and fat and full and then declared it an illegal unregulated currency system and seize all of the crypto wallets.
A real shame :D
A real shame :D
Hey Republicans! Do you hate these people trying to block your quasi-criminal Gerrymandering with reciprocal quasi-criminal Gerrymandering? You know what you could do?
You could make Gerrymandering illegal! That will fix em! Fix em real good!
You could make Gerrymandering illegal! That will fix em! Fix em real good!
August 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hey Republicans! Do you hate these people trying to block your quasi-criminal Gerrymandering with reciprocal quasi-criminal Gerrymandering? You know what you could do?
You could make Gerrymandering illegal! That will fix em! Fix em real good!
You could make Gerrymandering illegal! That will fix em! Fix em real good!
Did anyone in Congress think to ask Bove:
"Sir, what are you actually good at?"
It's not lawyering for sure. It's not leadership. He is not a competent scholar of legal theory or justice on any level.
I guess perjury? It appears that he is pretty good at that.
Is that his only qualification?
"Sir, what are you actually good at?"
It's not lawyering for sure. It's not leadership. He is not a competent scholar of legal theory or justice on any level.
I guess perjury? It appears that he is pretty good at that.
Is that his only qualification?
July 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Did anyone in Congress think to ask Bove:
"Sir, what are you actually good at?"
It's not lawyering for sure. It's not leadership. He is not a competent scholar of legal theory or justice on any level.
I guess perjury? It appears that he is pretty good at that.
Is that his only qualification?
"Sir, what are you actually good at?"
It's not lawyering for sure. It's not leadership. He is not a competent scholar of legal theory or justice on any level.
I guess perjury? It appears that he is pretty good at that.
Is that his only qualification?
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Why the fuckity fuck isn’t this being screamed from the networks/newpapers/. From scribd.com. Tiffany Doe declaration.
July 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why the fuckity fuck isn’t this being screamed from the networks/newpapers/. From scribd.com. Tiffany Doe declaration.
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"In 2020, the government pointed to Maxwell’s 'willingness to brazenly lie under oath about her conduct' as a reason to deny her bail. Now, with her entire life in the government’s control, it turns to her as a source of truth. Or, if not truth, a story that can help the president out of this jam."
DOJ slides into DMs of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
They're gonna make her an offer she can't refuse.
www.publicnotice.co
July 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"In 2020, the government pointed to Maxwell’s 'willingness to brazenly lie under oath about her conduct' as a reason to deny her bail. Now, with her entire life in the government’s control, it turns to her as a source of truth. Or, if not truth, a story that can help the president out of this jam."
Letting Trump's lawyer talk privately with Maxwell when she expresses a desire to talk to Congress is like allowing a mob lawyer to threaten a witness.
No wait, it isn't LIKE that, it IS that.
No wait, it isn't LIKE that, it IS that.
July 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Letting Trump's lawyer talk privately with Maxwell when she expresses a desire to talk to Congress is like allowing a mob lawyer to threaten a witness.
No wait, it isn't LIKE that, it IS that.
No wait, it isn't LIKE that, it IS that.
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The same people who obsessed over a tan suit, a private email server, and an autopen are strangely indifferent to the possibility that their president raped children.
July 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The same people who obsessed over a tan suit, a private email server, and an autopen are strangely indifferent to the possibility that their president raped children.
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Hey everyone, the Trump administration just fired the lead federal prosecutor in the cases against Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. She happens to be the daughter of Jim Comey. Good day to do this, right? #NothingToSee
www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor
Comey, who had worked in the U.S. attorney’s office for nearly a decade, prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
www.politico.com
July 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hey everyone, the Trump administration just fired the lead federal prosecutor in the cases against Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. She happens to be the daughter of Jim Comey. Good day to do this, right? #NothingToSee
www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
www.politico.com/news/2025/07...