The Masked Marvel
@damaskedmarvel.bsky.social
It's wrong to wish on space hardware.
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Talk to your sons
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[Show an image of a basic pot of TESCO COLESLAW, on a table]
VOICE FROM OFF-SCENE:
Slaw.
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SECOND VOICE [pointing a hand at the coleslaw]:
Coleslaw.
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[We pull back to see a YOUNG MAN sat at an interview-style table in a therapy session, with a professional opposite him wearing a lanyard].
YOUNG MAN:
Slaw.
PROFESSIONAL:
No... coleslaw, Peter.
And it comes in a...?
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YOUNG MAN:
In a... pot from... Tesco.
PROFESSIONAL:
Very good.
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[We are now outside the room this scene is in. On the wall outside the room is a sign reading]:
ABDP:
American 'BBQ' Deradicalisation Programme
[Beneath the sign is a professional looking woman, also wearing a lanyard]:
PROFESSIONAL [with concerned, serious face]:
The process can take a long time.
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[We now hear her voiceover, but we are looking at a scene of a male hunched over a laptop in their bedroom].
PROFESSIONAL:
Every year we see more and more British men being exposed to this content from America.
7.
[We see what's on the screen: a YouTube video about AMERICAN BBQ, with a bearded, thick-glasses, plaid-shirt wearing man holding a big rack of ribs in black-gloved hands].
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[Cut to a garden scene: a typical British man is incinerating sausages on his crap little barbecue]
PROFESSIONAL V/O:
One day they're incinerating sausages like a normal person
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PROFESSIONAL V/O:
The next they re standing in front of a 'smoker' and expecting you to ask them about it.
[Same man, same scene, but he is now a heavily bearded, plaid and glasses wearing American BBQ bro, stood in front of a huge smoking cabinet bearing the legend PIT BOSS PRO, and forking a big rack of ribs. A woman is approaching his table tentatively, and politely asks:]
WOMAN:
What's tha-
BBQ BRO:
OH IT'S MYSMOKER.
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BBQ BRO:
I USE MESQUITE WOOD CHIPS.
[She looks alarmed, confused]
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BBQ BRO:
DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY SMOKE RING
[Two ABDP agents, like police officers, have arrived and are lunging for him - one saying]:
POLICE OFFICER:
Grab his tongs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiadebllpi77q2bqooqthca34fi2ufhxs62l3pcm4wft7d4ssjceba@jpeg)
April 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Talk to your sons
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It was bluebell time in Kent
February 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It was bluebell time in Kent
Bit of research about NZ/UK relations and unearthed some very learned commentary from @timbale.bsky.social. Considerably more learned than the commentator before him suggesting NZ was missing out by not following Blair's lead on PPPs.
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bit of research about NZ/UK relations and unearthed some very learned commentary from @timbale.bsky.social. Considerably more learned than the commentator before him suggesting NZ was missing out by not following Blair's lead on PPPs.
Reposted by The Masked Marvel
The Beatles’ first number one (“Please Please Me”, 1963) is closer to Victoria’s reign than to the present day
January 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The Beatles’ first number one (“Please Please Me”, 1963) is closer to Victoria’s reign than to the present day
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,072,053!
September 17, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,072,053!