Dallas McLaughlin
@dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social
I tell stories in front of people’s faces. Albums available on Bandcamp and Apple Music. Rager.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Seidlers are selling the #Padres and I have thoughts #SanDiego #SanDiegoPadres www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...
Sale! Sale! Sale! – The Kept Faith
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November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Seidlers are selling the #Padres and I have thoughts #SanDiego #SanDiegoPadres www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...
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The reason you don't hear much about the Proud Boys anymore is because they go by "ICE" now
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The reason you don't hear much about the Proud Boys anymore is because they go by "ICE" now
And yet Dems wonder why Zohran won by a lot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
And yet Dems wonder why Zohran won by a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There’s no one I dislike more than Miguel Rojas.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There’s no one I dislike more than Miguel Rojas.
There’s no one I dislike more than Max Muncy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There’s no one I dislike more than Max Muncy.
Nothing better than a Game 7 and the Dodgers are all terrible humans.
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nothing better than a Game 7 and the Dodgers are all terrible humans.
I think selling merch at a funeral is generally wrong but it might be the only time anyone will actually buy my shit.
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I think selling merch at a funeral is generally wrong but it might be the only time anyone will actually buy my shit.
Nothing makes me happier than watching Blake Treinen Make Angeles Lose Again.
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Nothing makes me happier than watching Blake Treinen Make Angeles Lose Again.
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And a new pod(.) from everyone.
www.keptfaith.com/mlb/nl-west/...
www.keptfaith.com/mlb/nl-west/...
SEASON FINALE – TKF POD #265
On this season wrap up pod, the guys discuss a blog post Dallas wrote called Another Season, Another Scapegoat, which tackles the disappointing end of the season and the Shildt Retirement. They dis…
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October 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
And a new pod(.) from everyone.
www.keptfaith.com/mlb/nl-west/...
www.keptfaith.com/mlb/nl-west/...
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlin
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlin
Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment
Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment
Go see him do stand up tonight at the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido!
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September 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment
Yes Dansby Swanson was great. And also 98% of Padres’ hits went to Dansby Swanson.
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yes Dansby Swanson was great. And also 98% of Padres’ hits went to Dansby Swanson.
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It had been too long since I had podcasted with @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social
Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment
Dallas McLaughlin talks malls, comedy & the First Amendment
Go see him do stand up tonight at the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido!
dlvr.it
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It had been too long since I had podcasted with @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social
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If you’re in San Diego, go see Waitress at Moonlight Amphitheater in Vista! It’s v good. The show’s star was even the understudy in the original Broadway tour.
Plus my friend @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social makes out with someone.
10/10
Plus my friend @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social makes out with someone.
10/10
June 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you’re in San Diego, go see Waitress at Moonlight Amphitheater in Vista! It’s v good. The show’s star was even the understudy in the original Broadway tour.
Plus my friend @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social makes out with someone.
10/10
Plus my friend @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social makes out with someone.
10/10
Being a lifelong Padres fan has prepared me for this April.
April 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Being a lifelong Padres fan has prepared me for this April.
I love that a ukulele is like “you want a cute little version of guitar to play some cute little fun songs that remind you of being on a cute little vacation or gives you hope of a cute little life you could build for yourself? Well, then come play my cute little strings!”
April 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love that a ukulele is like “you want a cute little version of guitar to play some cute little fun songs that remind you of being on a cute little vacation or gives you hope of a cute little life you could build for yourself? Well, then come play my cute little strings!”
And now begins the time old tradition of planting a giant white hat in the ground and waiting for the new Pope to sprout.
April 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
And now begins the time old tradition of planting a giant white hat in the ground and waiting for the new Pope to sprout.
Things the government doesn’t want u to know about Easter:
- Bunnies can lay eggs. THEY CAN.
- Easter was actually named after your grandmas best friend Esther who used to give u butterscotch candies from the bottom of her purse.
- Mix the letters around in “Easter” and what do you get? COVID 19.
- Bunnies can lay eggs. THEY CAN.
- Easter was actually named after your grandmas best friend Esther who used to give u butterscotch candies from the bottom of her purse.
- Mix the letters around in “Easter” and what do you get? COVID 19.
April 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Things the government doesn’t want u to know about Easter:
- Bunnies can lay eggs. THEY CAN.
- Easter was actually named after your grandmas best friend Esther who used to give u butterscotch candies from the bottom of her purse.
- Mix the letters around in “Easter” and what do you get? COVID 19.
- Bunnies can lay eggs. THEY CAN.
- Easter was actually named after your grandmas best friend Esther who used to give u butterscotch candies from the bottom of her purse.
- Mix the letters around in “Easter” and what do you get? COVID 19.
JD Vance has one thing in common with the Pope - their love of pointy white hats.
April 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
JD Vance has one thing in common with the Pope - their love of pointy white hats.
The night before Easter is always a fun evening where we set out a cup of milk, an opened Cadbury egg, a Reese’s peanut butter egg, a fifth of bourbon, eyeliner, 10 pairs of socks, a hollow chocolate bunny and a hollowed out femur for the Easter Bunny to find overnight.
April 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The night before Easter is always a fun evening where we set out a cup of milk, an opened Cadbury egg, a Reese’s peanut butter egg, a fifth of bourbon, eyeliner, 10 pairs of socks, a hollow chocolate bunny and a hollowed out femur for the Easter Bunny to find overnight.