Dallas McLaughlin
@dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social
I tell stories in front of people’s faces. Albums available on Bandcamp and Apple Music. Rager.
https://dallasmclaughlin.bandcamp.com
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https://dallasmclaughlin.bandcamp.com
https://www.dallassmclaughlin.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What happens when an audience member in the front row gets up and leaves? NOTHING GOOD!
#comedy #jokes #crowdwork #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #humor #weddings #engagement #funny
#comedy #jokes #crowdwork #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #humor #weddings #engagement #funny
April 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What happens when an audience member in the front row gets up and leaves? NOTHING GOOD!
#comedy #jokes #crowdwork #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #humor #weddings #engagement #funny
#comedy #jokes #crowdwork #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #humor #weddings #engagement #funny
April 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump would never…
April 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Trump would never…
Ever get in trouble with your mom for doing something really stupid?
[LINK IN BIO] An excerpt from my story “Westec Bandits” - full story & album (Rough Drafts: Stories to Drink To) available at link in bio.
#comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny #momjokes #storytelling #livestorytelling
[LINK IN BIO] An excerpt from my story “Westec Bandits” - full story & album (Rough Drafts: Stories to Drink To) available at link in bio.
#comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny #momjokes #storytelling #livestorytelling
April 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ever get in trouble with your mom for doing something really stupid?
[LINK IN BIO] An excerpt from my story “Westec Bandits” - full story & album (Rough Drafts: Stories to Drink To) available at link in bio.
#comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny #momjokes #storytelling #livestorytelling
[LINK IN BIO] An excerpt from my story “Westec Bandits” - full story & album (Rough Drafts: Stories to Drink To) available at link in bio.
#comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny #momjokes #storytelling #livestorytelling
Come see me live and buy my albums. Make me super rich so I can afford eggs. [LINK IN BIO]
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #SanDiego #democracy #funny #funnyjokes
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #SanDiego #democracy #funny #funnyjokes
April 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Come see me live and buy my albums. Make me super rich so I can afford eggs. [LINK IN BIO]
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #SanDiego #democracy #funny #funnyjokes
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #SanDiego #democracy #funny #funnyjokes
“We’re just three wacky dudes looking for a super groovy gal who will wear this Susan B Anthony dress and stomp on our balls. We have wine coolers!”
April 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“We’re just three wacky dudes looking for a super groovy gal who will wear this Susan B Anthony dress and stomp on our balls. We have wine coolers!”
Damn. A daisy if ya do. RIP.
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Damn. A daisy if ya do. RIP.
Get me to Gods country
March 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Get me to Gods country
This made my day
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This made my day
A standup clip.
#standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy #jokes #comedian #funny #SanDiego #standupclips #viralcomedy #amifamousyet #dididoit #imsellingout
#standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy #jokes #comedian #funny #SanDiego #standupclips #viralcomedy #amifamousyet #dididoit #imsellingout
March 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Do you support Hitler sh*t? #Trump #Texas #Transrights #trans #transgender #govabbott #governorabbott
March 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Do you support Hitler sh*t? #Trump #Texas #Transrights #trans #transgender #govabbott #governorabbott
People literally voted for Trump because they said their freedoms were being taken away, so when they gain power they……….oh. Right.
March 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
People literally voted for Trump because they said their freedoms were being taken away, so when they gain power they……….oh. Right.
Just Trump running another one of his businesses…
March 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just Trump running another one of his businesses…
The one that REALLY mystifies me are the anti-harassment and safety policies. As someone who knows people who were sexually and physically abused in the Navy is this just like a “Yea, fuck their feelings!” Strategy?
January 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The one that REALLY mystifies me are the anti-harassment and safety policies. As someone who knows people who were sexually and physically abused in the Navy is this just like a “Yea, fuck their feelings!” Strategy?
Just in case ya needed a reminder on Jan 21st.
January 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just in case ya needed a reminder on Jan 21st.
It ain’t hard…
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It ain’t hard…
He was never really here.
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He was never really here.
Is McDonald’s flying their flag at half mast because the McRib came back?
January 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Is McDonald’s flying their flag at half mast because the McRib came back?
Hang it in the Louvre.
January 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hang it in the Louvre.
This is an origin story.
December 20, 2024 at 1:08 AM
This is an origin story.