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3x dog dad. 1x emmy winner. 2x emmy loser.
city heights | san diego, ca

sad phoenix suns fan
Very very very bad loss.
Suns….
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Suns….
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
FUCK
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fairly confident this forecast is gonna be a swing and a miss for San Diego. Which…. Is very good for my house lol
RIP to my back room and its roof leak that I can’t effectively tarp over.
An atmospheric River is once again headed for the California coast, with heavy rain likely to result in some isolated flash and urban flooding into this weekend.

Weather.gov
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shoutout to the Pacers broadcast. Homie is calling the game on his cellphone lol
I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a Suns broadcast losing power lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a Suns broadcast losing power lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
RIP to my back room and its roof leak that I can’t effectively tarp over.
An atmospheric River is once again headed for the California coast, with heavy rain likely to result in some isolated flash and urban flooding into this weekend.

Weather.gov
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by kris hanson
Dunn is everywhere
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
this is some king shit
How many innings do you think this is gonna go. I'm thinking 23 or so. Feels like it
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lmao Suns
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Suns. 😔
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Suns?
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Wishing my Kings’ fan friend the best of luck tonight.
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just wanted to say how proud I am of my lovely and beautiful wife, Carly Rae Jepsen, on her ‘Emotion’ 10th year anniversary record. Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years!

Love you, babe! <3
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
For the first time in… 10 years??? my NBA League Pass subscription works on opening night. What a miracle.
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
gonna learn how to play poker so I can get better at lying
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Who wants to take me to the vet this weekend to put me down
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I mean I’m impressed
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by kris hanson
Spent the afternoon w/Madi Diaz on a picnic bench in her front yard to talk about her new album, Fatal Optimist, for the New York Times. The album is an absolute stunner, bare and brave and completely vulnerable - it’s artists like Madi who truly make this town special.
Madi Diaz: A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit Pop, and Beloved by Both
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
First impressions… beautiful album, as to be expected. But man. Poor Madi is going through it and it’s a big departure from her last album, which had so much optimism with her relationship, which is very clearly over now.
Let’s do this.
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Let’s do this.
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Anyone know why there’s machine gun fire going on in San Diego?
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So where does the Cardinals loss rank among most embarrassing in team history?
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What a fucking pass by Kyler Murray and catch by Marvin Harrison Jr.

Harrison was ruled down at the 1 yard line (Cardinals punched it in on a half-yard run) but as someone playing Marvin Harrison Jr in fantasy this week…. I'll take it lol
October 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The lesson here is, never start a Jets QB, regardless of what the experts tell you.
My fantasy football team is literally named after Kyler Murray but I had an extra roster spot 2 weeks ago and picked up Justin Fields (just in case!) and he probably has the best matchup he's gonna have all season, and yet Murray is like right behind him. Would it be sacrilegious to start Fields?
October 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM