kris hanson
@kris.com.co
3x dog dad. 1x emmy winner. 2x emmy loser.
city heights | san diego, ca
sad phoenix suns fan
city heights | san diego, ca
sad phoenix suns fan
Wishing my Kings’ fan friend the best of luck tonight.
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Wishing my Kings’ fan friend the best of luck tonight.
Just wanted to say how proud I am of my lovely and beautiful wife, Carly Rae Jepsen, on her ‘Emotion’ 10th year anniversary record. Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years!
Love you, babe! <3
Love you, babe! <3
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just wanted to say how proud I am of my lovely and beautiful wife, Carly Rae Jepsen, on her ‘Emotion’ 10th year anniversary record. Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years!
Love you, babe! <3
Love you, babe! <3
Anyone know why there’s machine gun fire going on in San Diego?
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Anyone know why there’s machine gun fire going on in San Diego?
What a fucking pass by Kyler Murray and catch by Marvin Harrison Jr.
Harrison was ruled down at the 1 yard line (Cardinals punched it in on a half-yard run) but as someone playing Marvin Harrison Jr in fantasy this week…. I'll take it lol
Harrison was ruled down at the 1 yard line (Cardinals punched it in on a half-yard run) but as someone playing Marvin Harrison Jr in fantasy this week…. I'll take it lol
October 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What a fucking pass by Kyler Murray and catch by Marvin Harrison Jr.
Harrison was ruled down at the 1 yard line (Cardinals punched it in on a half-yard run) but as someone playing Marvin Harrison Jr in fantasy this week…. I'll take it lol
Harrison was ruled down at the 1 yard line (Cardinals punched it in on a half-yard run) but as someone playing Marvin Harrison Jr in fantasy this week…. I'll take it lol
One wild stat is that Tony Gwynn is 13th all-time in assists in the WAC. He played at SDSU from 1977-81, the same 4 years Danny Ainge attended BYU, also in the WAC. Ainge ranks 14th.
Tony Gwynn had 162 more assists at SDSU than he had strikeouts in his 20-year MLB career.
Tony Gwynn had 162 more assists at SDSU than he had strikeouts in his 20-year MLB career.
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One wild stat is that Tony Gwynn is 13th all-time in assists in the WAC. He played at SDSU from 1977-81, the same 4 years Danny Ainge attended BYU, also in the WAC. Ainge ranks 14th.
Tony Gwynn had 162 more assists at SDSU than he had strikeouts in his 20-year MLB career.
Tony Gwynn had 162 more assists at SDSU than he had strikeouts in his 20-year MLB career.
My fantasy football team is literally named after Kyler Murray but I had an extra roster spot 2 weeks ago and picked up Justin Fields (just in case!) and he probably has the best matchup he's gonna have all season, and yet Murray is like right behind him. Would it be sacrilegious to start Fields?
October 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My fantasy football team is literally named after Kyler Murray but I had an extra roster spot 2 weeks ago and picked up Justin Fields (just in case!) and he probably has the best matchup he's gonna have all season, and yet Murray is like right behind him. Would it be sacrilegious to start Fields?
when saying THIS becomes a fireable offense… my lord.
October 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
when saying THIS becomes a fireable offense… my lord.
cursing the name of the local AZ "fan-centric" sports news company who originally posted this, but everything @anthonynash.bsky.social said (not on bluesky, RIP) is true
October 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
cursing the name of the local AZ "fan-centric" sports news company who originally posted this, but everything @anthonynash.bsky.social said (not on bluesky, RIP) is true
Still can't get over how fucking insanely perfect this pitch was by Mason Miller.
If there was a list of greatest individual pitches in baseball history, this one is up there lol
If there was a list of greatest individual pitches in baseball history, this one is up there lol
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Still can't get over how fucking insanely perfect this pitch was by Mason Miller.
If there was a list of greatest individual pitches in baseball history, this one is up there lol
If there was a list of greatest individual pitches in baseball history, this one is up there lol
My work Slack profile is ready.
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My work Slack profile is ready.
Padres pitchers had all of the 79 fastest pitches today vs the Cubs.
Suarez’ last pitch didn’t have a velocity attributed to it so they *probably* had the 80 fastest pitches.
Suarez’ last pitch didn’t have a velocity attributed to it so they *probably* had the 80 fastest pitches.
October 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Padres pitchers had all of the 79 fastest pitches today vs the Cubs.
Suarez’ last pitch didn’t have a velocity attributed to it so they *probably* had the 80 fastest pitches.
Suarez’ last pitch didn’t have a velocity attributed to it so they *probably* had the 80 fastest pitches.
idk if these odds really feel like 99% lol
September 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
idk if these odds really feel like 99% lol
oh yeah, folks, we've got this.
also idk who has the most defensive points this season but my key to streaming defenses is picking up whoever is playing the Panthers.
also idk who has the most defensive points this season but my key to streaming defenses is picking up whoever is playing the Panthers.
September 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
oh yeah, folks, we've got this.
also idk who has the most defensive points this season but my key to streaming defenses is picking up whoever is playing the Panthers.
also idk who has the most defensive points this season but my key to streaming defenses is picking up whoever is playing the Panthers.
Folks we did it. I finally had a TE meet their projections in my starting lineup.
September 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Folks we did it. I finally had a TE meet their projections in my starting lineup.
Incredibly proud of @racheljanae.bsky.social for receiving her white coat at USC’s Biokinesiology lab coat induction ceremony on Thursday! Gonna be a long ass journey of her continuing to be way smarter than me.
PhD, baby!
PhD, baby!
September 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Incredibly proud of @racheljanae.bsky.social for receiving her white coat at USC’s Biokinesiology lab coat induction ceremony on Thursday! Gonna be a long ass journey of her continuing to be way smarter than me.
PhD, baby!
PhD, baby!
FERNANDO TATIS GRAND SLAM
September 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
FERNANDO TATIS GRAND SLAM
Okay I think I made it to Los Angeles
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Okay I think I made it to Los Angeles
Yeah this is a nice way to travel tho
September 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yeah this is a nice way to travel tho
Taking a train to Los Angeles and I have an entire car to myself.
September 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Taking a train to Los Angeles and I have an entire car to myself.
I did not know it was possible to score this many points in fantasy football but @ivanburgueno.bsky.social somehow did it.
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I did not know it was possible to score this many points in fantasy football but @ivanburgueno.bsky.social somehow did it.